Geoff is 68 year old dude who died in the 90's and uses the internet prolifically but like in a 'your grandma on facebook' kinda way where the most he ventures to other websites is to look at cute animal videos or use google earth to find his own house
Scratch is a 50 year old dude who died in the 1970 and only has a flip phone he got in 2005 and can neither be bothered nor afford to upgrade. He recons he understands the internet on the same level as the kids these days cos of molly and can use gen z slang well enough to fool other old ppl but not enough to not sound like a boomer to actual gen z kids. Mostly he just says completely made up shit NOBODY has ever said that he THINKS sound like how the kids these days talk and its actually really painful. Only uses youtube without an account where he watches exclusively 10 hour stim and mukbang videos and occasionally looks up hot women to catfish guys out of their money on grindr
