*currently working a morning shift at a café* *little boy and his mother enter*
Me: So, what'll it be?
Boy: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!
Me: O-O *everybody goes silent and cautiously glances at the boy*
Mother: *reassuring voice* Eggs....he would like some eggs...
Ello bruhs, thanks for reading! Please vote and comment! Tank you.
{~OddRy}
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Merf Papers!
RandomYep, it went from a rough draft, pass-it-around-the-table to an official Wattpad book!!! Anyways, this is supposed to be funny (I hope it is anyways) and it's just random thoughts. Please read and enjoy!
