i went into my fighting position while finn... clutches his bag in fear? w..whered he get pink high heel stiletto boots..? whatever. i bring up my fists. he brings up a blackberry phone and presses record. i bring out the belt. he drops the phone. the wind starts to howl around us. its fighting itself. i raise, a white robe climbs onto me. i feel wings growing out of my back, a halo being formed above. my eyes glow, aimed on the target. "what the fuck are you, jesus?" finn blows a raspberry. the sun focused on me, and out of thin air, i grabbed my most powerful weapon. the belt. finn races to his cute uwu car and drives away at 0.6 mph. i land on the ground, and i run to my chariot, grasping onto my weapon. the cute car goes into baddie emo alpha mode, and rides away at a blistering 0.7 mph. i fly, catching up to the car. finn gets out of the car quickly and gets into a... whered that toyota prius come from?!? i flew, fighting the wind as the prius went as fast as 106 mph. i could feel literal angels pushing me towards my objective. i was nearly so close to the prius.
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