Name guide
DJ_Blanche: Blanche (Gacha DJ)
MC_Bella: Bella
Usalina: Usalina
Mily: Mily
LadoNya: Lado
I<3Lemo: Yuni
Lemon: Lemo
Vivivivi: Vivi
MyNamesAlpha: Alpha/Corrupted Blanche
Omega_3: Omega/Corrupted Bella
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*MC_Bella created "Club Gacha group chat"*
*MC_Bella invited DJ_Blanche, Usalina, Mily and 4 others*
MC_Bella: Hello everyone!
MC_Bella: This is just to help us talk to each other more conveniently
MC_Bella: Please try to keep it PG here, okay?
DJ_Blanche: Like that's gonna happen...
DJ_Blanche: This chat is fucked
*Omega_3 and MyNamesAlpha have entered the chat*
MyNamesAlpha: YAY GROUP CHAT
MyNamesAlpha: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Omega_3: Wow Alpha
Omega_3: Really creative username
MyNamesAlpha: SHUT UP OMEGA I'M TRYING
MyNamesAlpha: I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING BULLIED :C
MC_Bella: Alpha did you accidentally break the caps lock on your keyboard or something?
MyNamesAlpha: IDK IT JUST STARTED ACTING LIKE THIS AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT
Omega_3: Try hitting it or something
MyNamesAlpha: GOOD IDEA
MyNamesAlpha: Hey it worked!
Omega_3: I'm a genius
MyNamesAlpha: Anyway
MyNamesAlpha: Have any of you ever
MyNamesAlpha: eaten a date?
Vivivivi: I hope you're talking about the fruit
MyNamesAlpha: Yeah I'm talking about the fruit
Vivivivi: Oh thank god
MyNamesAlpha: Anyway I bought a box of dates today
MyNamesAlpha: They're actually pretty good despite being old lady food
DJ_Blanche: "Old lady food" lmao
DJ_Blanche: This is why I love you
MyNamesAlpha: Haha yeah
MyNamesAlpha: Anyway the date store also sells date smoothies
MyNamesAlpha: and I really wanted to try them so I bought one
MyNamesAlpha: but then I got a really bad stomach ache
MyNamesAlpha: And then I thought that I'm lactose intolerant
Mily: How bad was your stomachache?
MyNamesAlpha: About as bad as the time when Blanche and I had Chipotle for lunch
MyNamesAlpha: Remember that time sis?
DJ_Blanche: Yep...
DJ_Blanche: Strangely I didn't get affected
MC_Bella: That's because Blanche has a stomach made of fucking tungsten
MyNamesAlpha: Anyway the weird thing was that this morning I had a glass of milk and wasn't affected at all
MyNamesAlpha: And that's how I got food poisoning from a date smoothie
I<3Lemo: Since Alpha's story sucked
MyNamesAlpha: Bruh :(
I<3Lemo: Does anyone else have some more tea to spill?
Vivivivi: Actually do you mind if I vent?
MC_Bella: Vivi???
I<3Lemo: Sure go ahead
I<3Lemo: we're all listening
Vivivivi: Alright
Vivivivi: *inhales*
Vivivivi: THE SONG SENORITA MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE IN TRANSLATION
Omega_3: oh christ
MC_Bella: You had us worried for nothing!
Vivivivi: SHUT UP THIS IS A SERIOUS TOPIC
DJ_Blanche: ._.
Vivivivi: SHE SAYS "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SENORITA"
Vivivivi: BUT SENORITA IN SPANISH IS EQUIVALENT TO MA'AM OR MISS
Vivivivi: YOU LIKE IT WHEN HE SAYS SOMETHING IN SPANISH TO YOU!?
Vivivivi: OR DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN HE HAS MANNERS!?!?!?!?
Omega_3: Vivi I'm begging you shut the fuck up
Omega_3: please shut the fuck up
MyNamesAlpha: hold up let her cook
Vivivivi: PLUS IN THE SONG SHAWN MENDES ALSO SAYS "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑORITA"
Vivivivi: SO SHAWN WANTS TO BE CALLED MA'AM NOW TOO!?!?!?!?
Vivivivi: THAT'S A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF KINKY
Vivivivi: ALSO SHAWN IS WHITE AS FUCK WHY IS HE EVEN SINGING THIS?!?!
DJ_Blanche: I'm crying send help
MC_Bella: Vivi are you done now?
Vivivivi: Yeah
Omega_3: Fucking finally
LadoNya: Hi girls, Lemo and I are back from our fishing trip!
LadoNya: What happened while I was gone :O
DJ_Blanche: tl;dr my sister got food poisoning from a date smoothie and vivi goes on a rant about shawn mendes
Lemon: Huh
Lemon: Typical Vivi behavior
Usalina: Vivi behaves like she's on a pound of crack
Usalina: Constantly
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A Corrupted Hero: The chatfic sequel
Fanfiction[A/N: Added the "Mature" tag because of the kind of humor this story contains] [CW: Swearing, Adult humor] Takes place after "Gacha Club: A Corrupted Hero" After Vinyl has been defeated and everything returns to normal, Bella creates a group chat fo...
