Slight NSFW humor ahead
Alpha: *Driving down the highway*
Policeman: *Pulls her over*
Policeman: Are you high?
Alpha, high as fuck: Am I what?
Policeman: High
Alpha: *Brain freezes*
Alpha: Hello!
Policeman:
Alpha:
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Mily: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Mily: And I started thinking.
Mily: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Mily: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Usalina: Are you ok pyon?
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Mily: How would you like your pancakes?
Omega: Plain.
Vivi: With sprinkles!
Bella: Chocolate chips.
Alpha: Potatoes.
*Omega, Vivi, and Bella look at Alpha*
Alpha: What? They're good.
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Vivi: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Alpha: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Mily: Drunk.
Lado: Wasted.
Blanche: Dead.
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*the TV is freaking out*
Blanche: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Blanche: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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Mily: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Bella: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Blanche walks in*
Bella: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Vivi: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
Vivi: I need my yaoi manga.
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Bella: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Yuni: Even better!
Bella: What the fuck did you-
Yuni: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Blanche: How do you do that?
Alpha: I'm fearless.
Usalina: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad pyon.
Alpha: I'm mostly fearless.
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Lado: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Alpha: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Lado: Stop.
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Vivi: She made Mily cry!
Usalina: Mily always cries pyon!
Mily: That's not true! *cries*
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*Club Gacha is on fire, but they don't know it*
Bella: Damn, it's hot in here.
Blanche: I know, it's so hot there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Bella:
Bella: First of all, I'm assuming you have no idea what the problem with that statement is.
Blanche: What?
Bella: Second of all, we need to get the fuck out of here, NOW.
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Mily: What are you in the mood for?
Vivi: World domination.
Mily: That's a bit ambitious.
Vivi: You are my world.
Mily: Aww...
Vivi:
Mily:
Vivi:
Mily: OH.
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Vivi: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Mily, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Omega: Wow, Vivi was late too! What a coincidence!
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Omega: So, what is Alpha to you?
Bella: The reason I wake up every morning.
Omega: ...That's adorable.
Alpha earlier that morning, barging into Bella′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Blanche: That's not funny.
Alpha: I thought it was funny.
Blanche: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Reddit.
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A Corrupted Hero: The chatfic sequel
Fanfiction[A/N: Added the "Mature" tag because of the kind of humor this story contains] [CW: Swearing, Adult humor] Takes place after "Gacha Club: A Corrupted Hero" After Vinyl has been defeated and everything returns to normal, Bella creates a group chat fo...
