"i WILL slurp my oranges" - A
"oh em gee the River Dee-z nuts"- me in my English class
"is her dad an identity thief or is he just really gay??" - L in Spanish
"dont forget the Febreeze people" - F
"are you a dying cat??" -F "YESSSSSSSS" -A
"if you have a problem just become a god or something, thats what Madoka did!" - A
"hahahahahaha. you have the big gae" - Q (they are also gay???)
"M I N T" - Me about cupcakes
"please dont marry a sheep, that would be awkward" - F
"OH NO NOT FINGER INTERCOURSE"- Me and Q on the bus
"I have the high ground you manky bitch" - A
"I just get so many bitches" - A
"my Jesus cakeeee" - K