Cale Henituse's 3rd life

-prologue-

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I'm EM, the author, I hope you guy's enjoy this <3

Cale Henituse or Kim Rook Soo is reborn for the third time, this time after meeting Choi Han and being beaten up into pulp. Cale decides that this time he will help from the shadows and avoid interfering to live the life of a slacker he so desperately desires, but things don't go exactly according to plan...

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Cale opened his eyes, the first thing he saw were "his" worried parents.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck - he had gone back in time, he knew it - that bastard god of death screwed up again.

-What's today's date?-he asked in a calm tone and already planning to pick up Raon, On and Hong, "the kids must be first".

-It's xxxxxxxxxxx, son are you alright? That boy gave you a good beating- asked the Count trying to comprehend the calmness in his son's voice.

-I understand, I'll be out in an hour, I hope you won't mind- he calmly replied.

-Oh, no, of course not, but are you all right?- he asked more and more confused.

-Yes, father, I'm fine, could you get out for a moment? I want to change

-Yes...

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-Are you guys there?- Cale asked once the count was outside.

-Yes Cale, we're still with you,- replied Super Rock.

-We have our powers to the max to &%$%%$% and &%$%$% whoever comes to &%$%$%! also to that &%$%$% of the god of death!

-I'm starving... -this time it was the glutton's voice.

-Will you give me more money?- this time the Fire Of Destruction was the one replying happily.

-Good... -Cale was glad, he wouldn't have to gather those bastards again "this time I'll just help from the shadows, nobody will call me weird names and I'll be a rich slacker"

-...- the ancient powers fell silent knowing that this was surely not going to happen, but Cale didn't notice this and simply got dressed quickly to go and pick up the siblings of the cat tribe.

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-Noona, I'm hungry

A red-haired kitten and a Silver-haired kitten were looking at each other.

-I know but we can't do anything, we don't have any money to buy food.

They both looked at each other, they were very hungry.

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Cale finally saw the children he was looking for - Hey, are you two hungry?

-Who are you?- asked On.

-Someone with tons of money and who wants to hire you?

-...

-You'll pay for your meals, is that all right for you? -although his smile might have seemed cruel Cale was happy, he had found the first two children, only one was left.

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-Noona, can we trust him? He is known to be trash...

-It's true but, I feel that he has no bad intentions....

-You can stop mumbling and turn into cats, it'll be easier that way-Cale muttered, bored with the siblings discussion.

He knew, the siblings were now confused but they listened.

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-Hans, give these two cats a bath, they are siblings, the older one is called On and the younger one is called Hong.

-Yes young master Cale!

-ah, tell my father I'm going on a bit of a long trip.

-Huh?-Hans was confused- I mean,yes young master Cale!

-It's really going to be a pain in the ass....

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-So, you wish to go on a trip?- the Count was confused.

-That's right father, I'll ask for a small amount of money and I don't need anyone to go with me.

-But? - the Count didn't understand why his son was asking for this but if that was his only wish after waking up... -All right, but you must come back in 6 months at least!

-Of course - Cale was happy, it had been easier than he expected - I'll be leaving then.

-Today?

-Yes, don't worry, I had already prepared myself in advance.

The Count looked at his son in disbelief, he was beginning to regret giving his consent.

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-So we're off then- said a red-haired man carrying two cats, those same cats responded with a meow of approval.

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