𝑨𝑫𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵 ~𝒋𝒐𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒂𝒎

discovery of jude's brother

I was on a group FaceTime will Xyla and Jadon when Xyla let slip where we were off this weekend.
"Oh so you can go to a bloody Brum City match but not my United Match?!" Jadon demanded, horrified.

"Your matches are expensive bro." Xyla whined, I agreed. "Yeah! And we have to get the train to Manny!"
He huffed. "Brum City Under 18s aswell."
"I'm trying to find your cousin a boyfriend." Xy smirked.
"No."
I pulled a face, "She's not but why not!"
"Just no. You know Jude used to play for Brum."

Xy and laughed. "That's how we met Jude, dumbass."
Jadon groaned, "Always flipping violating fam. Not having it."

Xyla and I began to have a completely different conversation about some fit year 11 we had seen at school when Jadon began killing the vibe; screeching loudly.

"SWEAR JUDE'S BROTHER IS IN THAT SQUAD." We were both confused, Jude has a brother?
Jadon added Jude to the call mumbling a song that went like, "Answer you phone you cunt. Answer your phone you asshat. Answer your phone you dic-"
"Hi!"  Jude interrupted
"Hello."
"Hi bestie."

"JUDE!"
"JADON!" Jude mocked.
Jadon mean mugged him, "ANYWAY DOES YOUR BROTHER PLAY FOR BIRMINGHAM UNDER 18s?"
Jude smiled. "Yeah, why?"
"Little shits are off to that match on Saturday. I'm playing on Saturday! They didn't think of seeing me."

"Watch a shame." Jude moaned sarcastically, "Say hi to Jobe for me-"
"AHA! I NEED TO STALK HIM STILL!" I gasped.
Xyla burst our laughing and Jadon began screeching and Jude paused.

"Why you stalking my brother Bri?"
"Cause Jadon told me not to."
Jude shook his head, "WHY? Do you not want to be cousins Jadon?!"
"No."

Jadon hung up.

"Is your brother leng though?" Xyla burst out laughing/ cackling again. Miss spray bottle
Jude shrugged, "I mean he's my brother I'm biased but I'll send you his instagram."
"Mhm."

Lord HELP.

Jude's brother isn't leng.

HE'S A FUCKING GOD.

You're mad cuz my pussy pops and yours dont.
(Jadon, Xyla, Abrianna)

Baby Bri😼 added +44 7583 575 588
Baby Bri😼 changed +44 7583 575 588 to Judith😜

Baby Bri😼

now.

Jadella🥰
What now Abrianna

Xylophone🎵
hi bri

Judith😜
oh
who's pussy pops😧
uh
hi!

Baby Bri😼
mine and hi
why did no one tell me jobe was leng😩

Xylophone 🎵
PLSS😭😭
DROP HIS IG x

Jadella🥰
@jobebellingham
not hard to find bro💀
but no abrianna this is not what we are
this is not what we do.

Xylophone🎵
ooouuu yh he is pretty leng

Baby Bri😼
innit.
shall i move to him on saturday do you think?

Judith😜
YES
LET'S BET RELATED
MAKE ME A GRANDAD
FUCK I MEANT UNCLE
JOBE'S PROLLY GONNA MOVE TO YOU THE SECOND HE SEES YOU AT HIS MATCH ANYWAY

Jadella🥰
Oh

Baby Bri😼
OKAY
I'LL MAKE SURE I LOOK EXTRA LENG

Xylophone🎵
u always look leng bae xx

Baby Bri😼
Ily Xyla xx
my sexy bae😮‍💨😮‍💨
BUT I'LL LOOK EXTRA LENG AND I'LL MAKE EYE CONTACT YEAH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS😼

Jadella🥰
Jude watch her
i beg

Judith😜
nuh uh uh
i want grandkids
*nieces and nephews
and jobe needs a gyal

Baby Bri😼
hehe🤪🥰😍😜
I'M READY FOR SOME LOVING

"I'm prolly not gonna move to him." I told Xyla over the phone, pissing myself. "Way too scared, but Jadon don't know that."

"You naught naughty!"