I'd say brake a leg but... [ MHA x Male Ruv reader ]

Hanging with sarv (just casual filler💀)

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Ruv: and why do you want me to steal a small ass cross from a dollar store again?

Sarv: Because you don't start to break down whenever you do something bad! And I don't have any thing religious in the apartment-

Ruv: yeah no

Sarv: Awwww please?

Ruv: I said no.

Sarv: Pretty please?

Ruv: don't give me that face........... ok ok fine just stop doing that

Sarv: YAY!

Ruv: but if I get caught I want you to run as fast as you can alright?

Sarv: no! I'll stay right here with you!

Ruv: I don't want you going to jail because of me so please, do it for me

Sarv ugggghhhh fine-

You and sarv slowly walked into the dollar store, at first just walking around looking at stuff ya know the "normal" things until you got to the small ass crosses, you quickly snatched one and put it into your pocket it was pretty easy, I mean this isn't the first time you've done this, come on how did you think you got food onto the table

Ruv: (whispering) Sarv, I got it just walk out of the store and I'll follow, ok?

Sarv: Alrighty!

Ruv: shhhhhhhh

Sarv: Oops sorry-

Sarv walked out acting like nothing happened and honestly you really thought she just forgot what the two of you were doing and it turns out she kinda did, you quickly and quietly walked out behind her trying to seem as "none suspicions" as you could I mean it worked so

Sarv: soo why did we go in there again?

Ruv:......... To get the cross........

Sarv: OH YEAH! well did ya get it?

Ruv: no I got a dog toy

Sarv: aw....

Ruv: of course I got ya bozo

Sarv: Yay!

Ruv: sometimes I really wonder how I deal with you

Sarv: but you still love me!

Ruv........

You started walking back to the apartment, until sarv started to catch up with you

Sarv: Hey! Why did you just start walking away like that?

Ruv: let's just get home

Sarv: Alright-

You looked down at your feet...... Counting every step until you got home, I mean it was better then just looking forward and seeing all the shit you've seen already, it took 10,869 steps to get home

Ruv: finally we're home......

Sarv: Hey Ruv!

Ruv: Hm?

Sarv: Can I have the cross so I can hang it up?

Ruv: oh yeah, here

You reached into your pocket and pulled out the tiny cross you totally bought with your own money

Sarv: Thank you!

Sarv quickly pecked your cheek and walked off to the living room leaving you standing there, confused, dazed and feeling like pretty hot shit

Ruv: HEY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!

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Whoa! Holy shit he actually updated this horrible book no way!

Yeah yeah I know I barely come on anymore but hey be glad I made this