Izaya to Shizuo

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To>Contact_6
Is this Shizuo~?

From>Contact_6
....who is this?

To>Contact_6
Yeyy~ it is~ ;)

From>Contact_6
.who the fuck is this.?

To>Shizu-chan
I changed your name to 'Shizu-chan'~

From>Shizu-chan
IZAYAAAAAA??????

To>Shizu-chan
Haiiii~~~

From>Shizu-chan
HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET MY NUMBER!?

To>Shizu-chan
Oh please. I'm an information broker! It was a piece of cake~

From>Shizu-chan
...just tell me what do you want...

To>Shizu-chan
I don't want anything~ can't I just text Shizu-chan without wanting something~?

From>Shizu-chan
No, you can't. 'Cause you are Izaya. Which means that you're always doing things for your benefit. So..what do you want?

To>Shizu-chan
I already told youu~! I don't want anything~

From>Shizu-chan
Whatever... AND WILL YOU STOP PUTTING THAT THING '~' IN THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE!?!?!?

To>Shizu-chan
Hahaha, nope~! I like it~

From>Shizu-chan
-.-

To>Shizu-chan
What name did you put my contact~?

From>Shizu-chan
Izaya

To>Shizu-chan
-.- you're so boring Shizu-chan

To>Shizu-chan
Oops, I forgot the '~'

From>Shizu-chan
Shut up, Flea..

From>Shizu-chan
Oh, wait. Right! I'll name your contact Flea! How do you like it now, huh? Do you find me boring now??

To>Shizu-chan
Yes -.- ...you're so stupid S.h.i.z.u.-.c.h.a.n!

From>Shizu-chan
STFU ILL KILL YOUUU!!!

To>Shizu-chan
Haha you don't sound that threatening from a text~

From>Shizu-chan
Then what if I told you that when I see you, I'll rip your arms off and then I'll go for your head...

To>Shizu-chan
Sounds interesting. I'll be there in a bit~ see you Shizu-channn~ ;)

From>Shizu-chan
Wait, what!?

From>Shizu-chan
WAIT, IZAYA!

From>Shizu-chan
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE COME TO IKEBUKURO!!!!

From>Shizu-chan
UGH! Fuck off

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