After getting to the healing room, Ash meets Cal there.
Cal: So it's you and me again, huh. Our opponents are those girls, Lumi and Eve. If I'm not mistaken, one of them uses Ice Types as well. I'm used to fighting those, type choices aside, so we should have a safe advantage. Still, I heard those two have been training hard lately, so let's not get careless. Make sure you're ready before going on.
Ash: The Ice Type user is Lumi...I really don't want to face her. So I'll leave her to you, I'll battle Eve.
Cal nods as they all get to the battlefield, and they see the sisters facing them.
Terra: WELCOME, ONE AND RAWWRRRR, TO THE LABRADORRA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA-ORA GRAND TOURNAMENT OF VERY LOUD SHOUTING- and booty. can't f0rget that sweet, sweet booty- WHERE WE WILL BE SHOUTING VERY LOUDLY THE ENTIRE TIME*. TODAY'S WINNERS WILL WIN THE FAAAABULOUS PRIZE OF BEING ABLE TO GO FUCKING ANYWHERE AT ALL! THE L000000zERS, ON THE OTHER HAND, won't. simple as dat b, rly.
The first group is Florinia and Titania versus Amaria and Julia, it is something that they are dreaded to do.
Julia: The gang's finally all back in action!
Florinia: "Action" may be an incomplete assement of the given scenario.
Julia: Ohmigod, stoppit.
Amaria: I'm looking forward to fighting with you all again!
Titania just frowns after hearing Amaria's cheerful tone.
Terra: WATASHI WA WILL NOW BEGIN! FOR OUR FIRST MATCH TODAY, IT'S A S0R0RITY S1STER SH0WDOWN! CLASS REUNIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CLIMACTIC!
Amaria: Julie could probably challenge that one.
Julia: Oh, TRUE! That year was SUCH a blast- literally! You should've SEEN the look on the vice principal's face!
Titania: We did see it. We were there. And the reunion wasn't even for our class.
Julia: Hehe, yeah... It wasn't, was it~?
Terra: NO REM!N!SC!NG IN MY TOURNAMENT, BIZSNATCHEz. ANY REM!N!SCENCE WILL BE STRICTLY PUNISHABLE BY A $69 DOLLAR FINE AND A SWIFT SMACK IN THE BUTTOCULAR REGION WITH A STUNFISK YAOI PADDLE.
Julia: Geez, if you do that, it really is going to be just like that reunion!
Titania: Please don't remind me.
Terra: NOW, WATAKUSHI WA WILL ANNOUNCE THE C0MPETITORS! 1N THE L3FT CORNER- TITTYTANIA-
Titania: Real original.
Terra: TEAMS UP WITH... the m0st b0000ring person in this pl4ce. ser1ously, lady, did you sell your em0ti0n$ for the thesaurus you clearly tried to e4t for breakfast or wh4t.
Florinia: Consumption of a thesaurus would not result in retention of its contents.
Terra: yea but how u know that tho? did u tried? how u know that if u didnt tried?
Julia: She's got you there!
Terra: THEY FACE OFF AGAINST... LITTLE MISS EMOTIONAL MATURITY,
Julia: Ooh, ooh, that's me, right?! I bet that's me!
Terra: AAAAND, WANNABE OPHELIA!
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32. Ash's Reborn Story
FanfictionJoin Ash on his journey around the famous Reborn Region, stopping Team Meteor and fulfilling Arceus' request of finding his offspring. AshxHarem, rated M for dark themes or violence.
