Don't Drink the Lean

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contextual info: entp and enfp get involve in LEAN

one day enfp was walking down the street with entp afterschool to go to esfj's restaurant when enfp saw two shady people in a dark alley

"ayo enfp lets go in there for funsies" -entp

"ngl it seems kinda cool" -enfp

entp and enfp walk to the alley and esfp and isfp looked at them weird

"is this one of your ugly friends or something it better not be the cops otherwise i'm beating you up in prison" -esfp says grabbing isfp by the neck

"hey is that isfp" -entp

"lmao imagine doing drugs there" -enfp

"HEY ITS NOT DRUGS its more than drugs" -isfp

isfp handed them both a purple substance in a red cup

"try it" -isfp

"why should i try something from a loser?" -enfp

"GIMME THAT I'LL DRINK IT" -entp says gulping down the entire two cups and eating it as well

"god entp did you not eat today or something wtf" -enfp

enfp stared at his friend plopping face down to the ground

"alright now what did you exactly put in there?" -enfp says getting out his annoying ne powers

"n-n-nothing-!" -isfp ran to esfp hiding behind her back

"get off me creep!" -esfp said grabbing isfp and tossing her into the trash can

"look it seems like your little entp friend couldnt stand the taste of lean so he fainted as a result" -esfp said /e dancing on his body

"arent you going to like help him or what" -enfp

"nope i have something better" -esfp

"well what is it?" -enfp

esfp hits enfp with her fist

her fake cheap gold rings with big flashy rhinestones she got at dollar tree scratch enfp's face

"OW WTF ESFP" -enfp

"it was for WASTING the LEAN" -esfp

"FINE I WONT EVEN TOUCH IT"

"and"

"what even is lean?" -enfp

esfp and isfp laugh

"whos gonna tell him?" -esfp glares at isfp

esfp nudges isfp to go tell him

"lean is this purple drink that you drink to give you special powers" -isfp looks down at her reflection among the purple substance

"REALLY?"

"GIVE ME THAT" -enfp wrestles isfp

isfp pushes enfp away but the drink spills on enfp's yucky neon green shirt

it kinda looks like its from the 80s but in a very 80s costumey way and not in an actual 80s way

"wtf did you JUST DO TO MY SHIRT" -enfp

isfp gets up and dusts herself

"NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL A DRINK THAT HAPPENED TO BE"

"MY"

"DRINK" -isfp

isfp got out a baseball bat out of her backpack

"enfp if you want to leave safe go get your little boyfriend  and LEAVE" -esfp

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