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"His majesty wont"- "I'll help you."
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Defenestrate - Verb
Definition: To throw out of a window (a/n this is one of my favourites 😍)
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TW: Cussing, death threats, simps, terrible flirting, wolves
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NEW ALLY UNLOCKED!: GEORGENOTFOUND
Well dam. It really is that easy to get help Huh? you thought almost impressed with George's eagerness to help you. Maybe you'd call him out about it... maybe later not now in front of the guards and stuff.
"Great. So like how are you proposing you help?" sceptic? Yes you are a sceptic, after all if this random guy you met recently wants to help, test him a bit to see if he's got a brain. Y'know?
"You said your not from this world? So I could... maybe show you around and help you better understand this place...? Maybe?" Okay you didn't expect that, but it's nice to have a simp once in a while. George was 100% simp. You could tell that immediately, how he kept touching his hair adjusting it, and how he couldn't face you front on. He's a simp, and you couldn't care less. Any help is good help even if the helper is a simp.
"Alright then. But like are you sure you can even hold your own, let alone teach me how to do stuff beanpole?" your joke elicited a laugh from Quinn, who had taken to leaning against the wall behind George. George shot him what appeared to be a scathing look, but you couldn't care less or even tell, due to the shades he wore.
"I-I can fight! And anyways, I have friends who would accompany us." he stutters a bit, in a futile attempt to defend himself in your eyes. hah, simp. But a simp with friends? ok- thought simps had no friends, guess this guy is a 'special' case. man did you love roasting this gullible guy, you guessed it made up for the disgusting way you met him, which severely injured your pride.
"Should I go ask the others for their assistance?" Quinn suggests as they (you decided to refer to Quinn with they/them for respect and to not misgender them) stand up from their leaning spot. George nods, kind of grimly, does he like hate his friends? I know I do-
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^George's POV^
I had to help Y/N. Even if it meant bringing Sapnap, the jerk into this. I'd been asleep for so long that I could barely recognise my own kingdom and I needed some help. So as much as I hated the idea he'd steal Y/N from me, which I would never let happen, I had to ask for his help. For my own sake and theirs.
It took roughly, 20 minutes for Sapnap to get here. I was honestly glad he took as long as he did, because it meant I could be alone with Y/N.
"Do you have any friends back where you come from?" yeah, that's a good enough question to start with right? I hope...
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Cupid's Arrow - yan!dsmp x non-binary!reader
Fanfiction:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3 "I mean, I know this isn't My Little Pony, and friendship ain't magic, but can't I get a BREAK?" "What?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN WHICH a somewhat insane but certainly ambitious inventor finally perfects their ultimate work: a port...
