guess who's back? Back again? Yr dad. Tell your friends.
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
'Oh good! Your awake.'
(//∇//)
ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
tw: weapons, mentions of fainting, swearing
Bolting upright, you quickly took in your surroundings.
And the deity you've come to have a love hate relationship met your eyes.
'XD?' you ask, confused, considering how not only was he here, but he was the only one here, with nobody else or nothing else being around.
'Y/n...' his voice sounded different, more deeper than you remembered. More like the purring of a lion then a human voice. 'How lovely of you to... drop by.'
You stared at him, with a deadpan expression as realization hit you like a anvil.
'Where did you bring me? Also what was with the headache?'
'I... transported your mental state to my realm.' He sheepishly replied.
That's when you noticed that he was a lot smaller than he was when you first met.
that's suspicious, that's weird...
'Weren't you taller before or something?' you scathingly replied, 'Or can you shrink on will?' you dismissed his hand, and stood yourself up.
'So. What do you want? More directions or can I go home now?' your tone took XD by surprise, you didn't have a... attitude before...
why does he like it?
...
the pair just stood in silence for a while, until the deity decided that it was too quiet and spoke.
'So, I wanted to get you something to help you on your way and travels.' he spoke, clearing his throat to ease the tension that was clearly building.
'Okay and?' you looked at him, clearly unfazed by the situation, just disappointed that this overgrown baby of a god couldn't ask if you could talk to him. I mean who resorts to knocking someone unconscious and then teleporting their conscious to another realm? Clearly a crazy ass god.
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Cupid's Arrow - yan!dsmp x non-binary!reader
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