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❶ FUNDY
❷ FOOLISH
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chapter trigger warnings: swearing, threats of violence, intrusive thoughts, black outs +
Wilbur.
((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
this chapters definition is:
DILF
adjective, acronym.
meaning:
Dad I'd Like to f#ck
ヽ('▽｀)/
A wise man once told you;
"When you have no options available, make a option to take.'
oh okay, so it's not a Sun Tsu quote or anything but your Grandma said that to you and she was not the type to give bad advice.
So, you did as any person would do, and start making sandcastles!
Duh. Sandcastles solo.
so sandcastle you did!
Foolish was the first to notice how'd you just sat down and started building a mini castle which he assumed was from your imagination! After all, he'd never seen a castle like that. Or maybe, he mused it was a castle where you came from! Either way, his curiosity got the most of him and he shrank down and knelt in the sand next to you.
'U-uh... what's that your making?' he was SUPER embarrassed by the stutter but, you didn't seem to mind? Maybe?
'Sandcastle. Want to join me?' you reply, giving a smile after your sentence.
you melted Foolish's heart.
'Yes! I mean yes, I would like to make... castles in the sand- uh sandcastles!' he was tripping over his words as his face was covered in a pink tint. He thought he was making a utter joke of himself.
'Take your time amigo, we're not being chased by someone with an axe.' you chuckle slightly at your own joke as you poke at the sandcastle to make a window shape.
'Uh... so does the castle have a name or something?' Foolish asks, attempting to sound cool or something like that to impress Y/N. He wanted to get to know them more cause they seemed cool and attractive and sexy, and wonder what they'd look like tied to a bed... BUT while that himbo of a Demi god was overthinking and simping (another one??), Y/N just thought about cool castle name.
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