An Addams in Ouran

20

Haruhi sighed as today the host club has done a surprise visit in her house. She takes some cups and boils the tea Hikaru and Kaoru brought for her "By the way guys.. where's Vesper and Mori senpai?"

"Outside" Honey said "Vesper saw a kid playing with a stray cat so Vesper decided to play too. Takashi is keeping an eye on her in case she becomes a bad influence"

"We should probably call them in since the tea is almost ready" Kyoya walked outside

(Outside)

"How dare you ungrateful being destroy this kittens home? Just because you're old doesn't mean you could do this you whore. Why don't you screw somebody to get rid of that stress of yours and earn money for your child so he can at least have a decent life!?"

Kyoya had just literally stepped outside and that is the first thing he hears. And it is definitely Vesper's voice. Kyoya walked down and saw Mori not far behind Vesper talking to possibly cops

"Whore?! Me?!" The woman asked

"Your son told me. No need to be shy though. It can be a source of income and my great great great Aunt was also a whore but that still doesn't mean you should kick this kitten's box" Vesper said as she held a kitten in her arms while a little boy, no more than 5 years old was just behind Vesper

"Why are you calling me a whore?!" The woman asked

"Your son has testified that you have a different man over every night and even showed me your trash which was full used rubber. He even showed me the collection of watch you stole from the guys you slept with. Wonderful job by the way. It's a nice strategy to steal it while they're trying to rush and leave" Vesper said "But this isn't about you. It's about this kitten"

"You let her into our house?!" The woman asked

"How many times are you going to shift the topic?! This is about the kitten first!" Vesper said as she gestured to the kitten

"I don't care about some dumb cat!" the woman said

"This KITTEN is a mere baby! Just like your child that you neglect. Children should not be neglected emotionally!" Vesper said

"I feed him and let him stay at my house! That's enough. I even give clothes" The woman said

"Why are we still not talking about the kitten's house you just destroyed? Oh my you are one frustrating woman. No wonder no man goes back another time" Vesper said

"What did you say?!" The woman lunged at Vesper but she was stopped

At this point the police had arrived. Mori talked to them for a bit while they also listened in since there doesn't seem to be violence. But they stopped the woman

"Little boy here" Vesper gave the little boy a calling card "If you call this and tell them Vesper Addams, they'll help you"

"...My name is Aku" The little boy looked at his mom "..What will happen?"

"Ooh tons of stuff. Do you love her?"

The little boy looked at Vesper "..She always swears.. and orders me.. and.. she doesn't pick a time to have other boys around.. even when I'm there"

"Ah the nerve of her. How dare she not caress and hug? If you're struggling financially then material items are understandable. But she doesn't even read you a story? Not even kiss your cheek?" Vesper said "She should have taught you at least how to wield a knife"

"...we only get.. take out"

"Listen little boy. Adults aren't always great. So you gotta be have a strong mind and heart. It helps especially when they're trying to brainwash you" Vesper said