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Kyle: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Lola: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Jungle: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids.

Glitch: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?                                                                                                                                                                                               Virus: Your sibling.

Eteled/Henry: Pros and cons of dating me.
Eteled/Henry: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Eteled/Henry: Cons. Holy s***, where do I begin-

Me: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

Kin: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Kin: That's why I own TEN guns.
Kin: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Scarlet: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Jungle: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Jungle: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Rose(My roblox avatar): *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Rose(My roblox avatar): Oh my god, is this expired?
Rose(My roblox avatar): *Takes another sip of milk*

Will: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

Lola: New challenge! Don't say stupid s*** for 24 hours!

Kyle: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.

Darkness: Do you have a self-care routine?
Jake: "Keep going b****" said to myself in different accents.

Jen: That was a joke. Say ha.
Jake: Ha.
Jen: Now do it again.
Jake: Ha.
Jen: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

Emma: Don't you have any dignity, Ember?
Ember: Uh, no.

Rose(My roblox avatar): Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
Daisy: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Jake: More or less, I guess...
Eteled/Henry: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Scarlet: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
Jungle: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!

Daisy: What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Virus: That naptime was a punishment.

Jen: Watcha doin?
Sam: Stealing my neighbour's cat.
Jen: Scandalous.
Jen: Can I help?

Cookie: Hey Me, do you have any hobbies?
Me: Swimming..
Cookie: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Me: In a pool of self hatred and regret. (THIS IS TRUE LOL)

Sugar: But what about Virus? They were my SOULMATE!
Sam: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

Me/Libby: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
Ember: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Me/Libby: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

Austin/CM: What are you drinking?
Scarlet: Vodka.
Austin/CM: Straight?
Scarlet: No, gay. Why?

Sam: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Rose(My roblox avatar): Welcome to F***ing Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Virus: Bees?
Rose(My roblox avatar): THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Virus: Wait-
*Scarlet approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Will: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Thorn: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

Lola: Count me in!
Cookie: Who the hell are you?!
Lola: Oh, you know my sibling! They worked at Wendy's.
Cookie: Oh yeah, Camo! How are they doing?
Lola: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.
Kyle: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

Emma: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Aqua, eyes wide: I know what I saw.