CW/TBB as vines pt5

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(Y/n), walking by: ...and they were roommates...

Thorn: Oh my god, they were 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜

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Hunter, tired: Hey, let me see what you have

Omega, running by: A knife!

Hunter, dashing after her: nO!!

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Omega: Daddy?

Wrecker: Uhh, yeah

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Tup: Welcome to IHOP, sir, how can I help-

Hardcase: 🎵I would love some free pancakes 🎵

Tup: Uhuh, uh, anything to drink?

Hardcase: 🎵a free pancake🎵

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Fox: Get me a Bloody Mary, and make it snappy *throws credits at the cashier*

Cashier: Sir, this is Subway

Fox: Just make it happen

Cashier: *gets hit in face with credits*

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Fives: Look at the buns on that guy

Hardcase: *on the ground covered in hamburger buns*

Jesse: *enters the room* This is the Comedy Police, the joke is too funny

Fives, pulling out a nerf gun: I'm not going back to jail!

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Crosshair: I hate this Snapchat filter

Wrecker, confused: that's you

Crosshair: I know

*sad music plays*

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Waxer: I have a question, is Wendy working today?

Boil: ...bro, you didn't roll your window down

Waxer: what- is Wendy working today?

Boil: ....I think they're closed

Waxer: yeah, me too

*at another drive-thru*

Waxer: hey, is Wendy working today?

Boil: ...dude, I think we're at Taco Bell

Waxer: what, how??

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Echo: *using his 501st brain* smells like good fam in here

Wrecker: what's good fam?

Echo: chillin fam, what's good with you? Hahaha!

Wrecker: ah, kriff!

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Crosshair: Ayo, cut the music, cut the music

*music stops*

Crosshair: Somebody left an ice cube on the ground and melted, now my sock is wet *pulls out his trusty sniper rifle* who the kriff wanna di-

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Fives: Oh my god, are you finna smash-

(Y/n): Oh my god, no!

Fives: you didn't let me finish.... The patriarchy, I'm a feminist 🤣

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Omega: I don't care about my haters, but if you wanna fight me, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚖𝚎

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I'm done, bye 👋

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