That Vegan Teacher x Queen Cheryl

Oh, the Horrors of McDonalds

     Once upon a time, a vegan girl named That Vegan Teacher decided to shame McDonalds, a fast food restaurant. She could be doing other things with her time, like writing books or finding cures to cancer, but this is what god told her to do. While at McDonalds, she took out her SamSung because she seems like a SamSung person and started recording herself giving a hate speech. "IF YOU EAT MCDONALDS I WILL FIND YOUR ADDRESS YOU STUPID, IDIOT, SCUMB-" she screamed, but she cut herself off when she noticed a live skeleton sexily roaming the street. That Vegan Teacher immediately was in awe and paused her Tik Tok video. She ran to this skeleton, her grey hair flowing behind her. This skeleton has gorgeous blonde hair, like barbie, that was probably as fake as her boobs. As That Vegan Teacher approached her, she realized that

this skeleton, was in fact, not a skeleton, but a living human...