Chapter 5: The Elderly Fight

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Mario: KNOCK KNOCK!!!

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Mario: KNOCK KNOCK!!!

Keith: What the... how did you get out?!

Mario: One of the Mushroom blokes let us out!!!

Peach: WE NEED TO TALK!!!

Keith: Get back in the basement!!!

Peach: I don't think so!!!

Keith: I'm your father, and you do as your told!!!

Mario: YOU WANNA TELL US WHY YOU LOCKED US IN THERE?!?!?!

Pio: Answer my son's question!!!

Keith: Shut up, you old tramp!!!

Pio: I beg your pardon?!

Keith: I was the King of this place, I can call people names when I want.

Pio: You're not the king, anymore!!!

Keith: Shut up, you tit!!!

Luigi: Oi, don't you talk to my Dad like that!!!

Keith: You can shut up, and all!!!

Meggy: Oh God, I think he's lost it!

Tari: Agreed.

Mia: Can you please calm down, Keith?

Keith: Mia, do you know something else? You old family is... CRAP!!!

...

Mia: Eh?

Pio: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!

Mario: You wanna say that again... TO MY FREAKING FACE?!?!?!

Keith: And BTW, who are you people?! We got an overweight minor...

Meggy: I'm 23!!!

Keith: Whatever!!! And we got a women with a prosthetic arm, a illegal Japanese immigrant , a watermelon, a scout mushroom guy, 3 garbage creatures and a blue and white clone.

Luigi: What are you?! Some kind of racist?!

Meggy: I'm NOT overweight!!!

Tari: Now... those were... offensive!!!

Pio: Well, you were a crap king!!!

Keith: Say that one more time!!!

Pio: CRAP KING!!! THAT'S WHO YOU ARE!!!

...

*PUNCH*

Pio: Ow!

Everyone: *GASP*

Pio: YOU... BASTARD!!!!!


Pio and Keith are now fighting.

Pio and Keith are now fighting

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