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Judge Pianta: Keith Toadstool, you are charged with assaulting Mario with a glass bottle and racial hatred on the 27th May 2022, how do you plead? Guilty or Not Guilty?
Keith: ...guilty...
Judge Pianta: Speak up, please!
Keith: GUILTY!!!
Judge Pianta: Very well... Mr. Toadstool, you have pleaded yourself; Guilty. You will get a restraining order by the whole Mushroom Kingdom, if you approach your daughter, the SMG4 gang or the whole town... you will be re-arrested and you will sent to prison. And, I here by sentence you to... House Arrest.
Keith: Oh, that's alright.
Judge Pianta: Oh! It gets worse than that, mate. You are evicted from your old home and you're gonna get sent to another home... in the other side of Glasgow... where the Rangers FC fans are.
...
Keith: YOU WHAT?!?!?!
Judge Pianta: Case dismissed!
*GAVEL BANG*
Keith: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!! GLASGOW WILL ALWAYS BE CELTIC GREEN!!!
Peach: Well, where's your Scottish Premiership trophy in the 2020/21 season?!
Keith: Um...
Peach: That's what I thought.
Keith: Look, I...
Peach: No more words!!! I hope I never see you, again!!! Have fun at Ibrox!
Keith: NOOOOO!!!!!
Later...
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Peach: *sigh*
Mia: How are you feeling?
Peach: Not too good... I apologise for my father's despicable behaviour...
