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Shitshot #1:
True colors but everything is 100% way darker and depressing
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(marcy) hey anne can i have a red pencil crayon?
(anne) ya here you go
(marcy) thanks!!...........
(anne) marcy?
(marcy) anne i asked for a red pencil crayon NOT BLOOD RED
(anne) ya soo..... It's still red
(marcy) GIVE ME THE TRUE COLOR
(sasha) anne give her the red pencil crayon
(anne) fine
*anne stabs marcy with a yellow pencil*
(marcy) i-i-i'm sorry f-for everything
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Shitshot #2:
Anne, Hop pop, Sasha, Marcy, Polly and Sprin all play uno
Also i don't really know how uno works I've only played it like 2 times
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(anne) marcy no
(marcy) 1 game please i-im soooo broad
(sasha) no every time we play uno you beat our ass
(marcy) *in deep voice* 1 GAME
(anne) fine but......... hop pop, polly and sprin have to play to
(marcy) ok!!
A few minutes later
(anne) is everyone ready?
(marcy) yep!
(sasha) yep!
(hop pop) yep!
(polly) yep!
(sprin) yep!
(marcyin her mind) YES! i have all yellows and there all 4
polly put down a yellow number 8
marcy put down a yellow number 4
(anne in her mind) ohh i meant actually win this time
(marcy) see isn't this fun guys
(sasha) ya until you somehow get 5 +4 crads
(marcy) that was ONE time
(sasha) whatever
sprin put down a blue number 4
(marcy in her mind) shit shit shit shit shit
anne put down a +4 and makes it red
hop pop put down 4 red number 3
sasha put down 2 red number 3
(anne) thats it i quite
(marcy) wait what why?
(anne) i don't know
(sprin) i quite to
(polly) me to
(marcy) ooK that was wrid....... Anyway
marcy put down a +4 and makes it yellow
hop pop put down 2 yellows number 4
(hop pop) UNO!
(sasha) looks like someone thats not you is going to win
(marcy) will see about that
sasha put down 4 yellow number 3
(sasha) UNO!
(marcy) hahaahhaahah
(sasha) n-no i-it c-cant be
(marcy) but it is........ UNO!
marcy put down all of her yellow number 4 crads and wins
YOU ARE READING
Amphibia but everything is shit
Randoma book of amphibia shitshots (shitshots are basically oneshots but with bad writing) this probably won't get updated as much because i'm depressed after watching the hardest thing Artwork isn't mine
