Students:
Izuku-purecinnamon
Bakugou-Bakuhoe
Todoroki-Icythot
Uraraka-BrokeBitch
Mina-AlienQueen
Kaminari-Pikapikabitch
Sero-FuckTape
Kirishima-Hard24/7
Shoji-Tentacles
Ojiro-Tail
Hagakure-YouCantCMe
Tokoyami-darkbirb
Jiro-Earrape
Momo-Mom
Aoyama-SparkleSparkleBitch
Iida-Dad
Koda-Evenmorepurecinnamon
Sato-Sugarfather
Mineta (sorry-)-Grapist
Tsuyu-CaLlMeTsU
Shinsou-slepwho?
Monoma-Gemini
Teachers:
Eraserhead (Aizawa)-Dadzawa
Present Mic (Hizashi)-Dadmic
All Might-YallMight
Midnight-R18
Nezu-Brain
Villans:
Toga-Yandere
Dabi (Touya)-Burntchikennugget
Shigaraki-Thanos2.0
Kurogiri-Mom2.0
Twice-Twice (couldn't think of a name)
Class 1Gay
21:52
Groupchat
purecinnamon is online
Bakuhoe is online
purecinnamon: how did Kacchan and I get dragged into a strangers' version of a Nerf battle but with Orbees and full automatics
purecinnamon: and why was it the most child-like fun I've had in a while
Dad is online
Dad: Orbees and WHAT?
purecinnamon: chill dad, not full automatics as in actual guns. full automatics as in guns made for shooting out the Orbees that can shoot continuously
Dad: That's not any better. Wouldn't that cause you and Bakugou physical harm?
purecinnamon: it's literally like a pinch compared to the training we do everyday. worse case might be a few bumps or bruises where we got hit
Bakuhoe: besides, why do you care about if I'm hurt Four Eyes?
Dad: Because I am your class president, it's my job to make sure you don't get hurt.
AlienQueen is online
Grapist is online
AlienQueen: AWW DOES THE CLASS PRES CARE ABOUT US??
Grapist: didn't see you as the type Iida
Dad: Shut up Mineta
Dadzawa is online
CaLlMeTsU is online
slepwho? is online
Dadzawa: Iida you JUST got discharged from the mental ward
Dad: I am very sorry Sensei, but it needed to be said. I cannot make excuses for Mineta's behavior and I find it very unbecoming of a hero in training. I have even tried talking to him about his.. problem. And it has done nothing to deter it.
CaLlMeTsU: I think I speak for all the girls and Midoryia when I say this, thank you Iida
Dadzawa: while it could've been handled differently, I second that
Brain is online
Brain: I guess it's a good thing I just finished a meeting with the board then
Dadzawa: what do you mean Nezu?
Brain: more than half the board voted to expell Mineta and blacklist him from hero schools unless he attends counseling for his behavior and has changed for the better
Grapist: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
Brain: I think you'll find that I can and I have. Your belongings have already been removed from your dorm and your dorm is already in the process of being thoroughly sterilized
Grapist has been banned from the chat
purecinnamon: I'll ask Momo to start decorating-
Dadzawa: Mic and I will be there in a bit to help. Iida, I'm bringing you a flask of straight vodka so you can chill out for once
Dad: I do not see how that will help, but oh well.
purecinnamon: IT'S PARTY TIME
I finally expelled the grapist.
YOU ARE READING
Class 1A is on CRACK (chatfic)
RandomI'm literally gonna just add to this when I get an idea. It's gonna be a lot of shitposts and randomness. Prolly not gonna bother putting a plot. Maybe it'll distract me from my other story, which is currently very sad and angsty. why must I do this...
