Students:
Izuku-purecinnamon
Bakugou-Bakuhoe
Todoroki-Icythot
Uraraka-BrokeBitch
Mina-AlienQueen
Kaminari-Pikapikabitch
Sero-FuckTape
Kirishima-Hard24/7
Shoji-Tentacles
Ojiro-Tail
Hagakure-YouCantCMe
Tokoyami-darkbirb
Jiro-Earrape
Momo-Mom
Aoyama-SparkleSparkleBitch
Iida-Dad
Koda-Evenmorepurecinnamon
Sato-Sugarfather
Mineta (sorry-)-Grapist
Tsuyu-CaLlMeTsU
Shinsou-slepwho?
Monoma-Gemini
Teachers:
Eraserhead (Aizawa)-Dadzawa
Present Mic (Hizashi)-Dadmic
All Might-YallMight
Midnight-R18
Nezu-Brain
Villans:
Toga-Yandere
Dabi (Touya)-Burntchikennugget
Shigaraki-Thanos2.0
Kurogiri-Mom2.0
Twice-Twice (couldn't think of a name)
Class 1-A GroupChat
03:45
purecinnamon is online
purecinnamon: anybody up?
Dad is online
Dad: Why are you up so late, sweetie?
BrokeBitch is online
BrokeBitch: has my OTP sailed??
AlienQueen is online
AlienQueen: i think so hun! Babe! get over here with me and Ura! we need to watch our OTP unfold!
CaLlMeTsU is online
CaLlMeTsU: im coming
purecinnamon: no reason. i was just reading some online novels or something like that when my shoulder popped.
Pikapikabitch is online
Pikapikabitch: i feel like theres more to this...
purecinnamon: oh there is. when that happened, i looked at it, and said 'what the fuck man?'. that shit hurt.
Bakuhoe is online
Bakuhoe: I don't even wanna know.
Dad: Do I need to come over and give you a massage? Because I am more than willing to do so.
purecinnamon: i think you know what would happen if you came over right now...
Dad:
Dad: Now I'm really coming over.
Icythot is online
Icythot: Why do I feel like Kat and I are not getting any sleep whatsoever?
purecinnamon: bc you wont if he lets me do what i want to today.
Dad: Open your door, babe.
purecinnamon: oh fuck. nvm what i wanted to do.
Dad and purecinnamon are offline
Bakuhoe: Sho.
Icythot: Yes, Kat?
Bakuhoe: Let's go to your dorm. I am NOT about to stay in mine, right next to Deku's dorm, while whatever the fuck they're doing happens- and oh god! They've started.
Icythot: You have a key to my dorm. Just go there. I shall meet you in there once I get my water.
Bakuhoe: Alright. Hurry please.
Icythot: I will, do not worry, love.
Pikapikabitch: why cant me and my boyfriends be like you guys?
slepwho?: shit. all you had to do was ask. which couple you jealous of?
Pikapikabitch: .... both....
FuckTape: Hito. lets go.
slepwho?: already outside. you got the stuff with you? i remember leaving it there after last time.
FuckTape: yeah. Denki.
Pikapikabitch: yeah?
FuckTape: you remember the safe word?
Pikapikabitch: yes.
slepwho?: good.
Everyone has gone offline
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So uhh.... The only thing that didn't happen was the horny shit... And I'm not giving details on that. Nope. Go read some smutshots or something for that, coz you ain't getting it from me. But, other than that, have a wonderful day/night/afternoon! (Also, lemme know if you want me to adopt you... I will....)
And a hug for the road!
(づó‸ò)づ
YOU ARE READING
Class 1A is on CRACK (chatfic)
RandomI'm literally gonna just add to this when I get an idea. It's gonna be a lot of shitposts and randomness. Prolly not gonna bother putting a plot. Maybe it'll distract me from my other story, which is currently very sad and angsty. why must I do this...
