Meme #1
*Sonic whose on the top of the G.U.N base*
*Shadow whose walking with Rouge and and Omega.*
Sonic: HEY WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Shadow: WHAT?!
Sonic: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Shadow: IT'S SHADOW, FAKER!
Sonic: FUCK YOU SHADOW!
Shadow: .... WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
Sonic: SONIC, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, EMO MCR!!!
Shadow: FUCK YOU SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!
*Rouge leaning on Omega trying not to die from laughter*
Sonic: FUCK YOU!
Shadow: FUCK YOU!
Sonic: HEY, YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?!
Shadow: YOU BETTER NOT BRING (Y/N) INTO THIS!!!
Sonic: YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?!
Shadow: YOU BETTER NOT BRING HER INTO THIS!
Sonic: I MADE THAT CAMP FIRE OVER THERE!
*Camera turns to the campfire five feet away from the base*
Shadow: Huh...
Sonic: THEN I FUCKED (Y/N) NEXT TO IT!!! >:3
Shadow: FUCK YOU SONIC!!!
*Omega holding shadow in his robotic arms as the MCR Emo kicked and screamed profanities at the blue blur.*
Meme #2
*Sonic walking to Manic's house with a butcher knife*
Manic: Haha, I'm in danger
Meme #3
Sonic: Here he is your guy big boy sonic
Eggman: Get the fuck out or I'll-!!!
Meme #3
(Y/n): If you could play Rush E without messing up I'll marry you.
Sonic: *Wearing a black suit and plays rush E aggressively without messing up*
(Y/n): *Stares at him with disbelief and astonishment* What the...
Sonic: So, where'd ya like our honeymoon to be?
Meme #4
Sonic: There's a lady in my head that calls me stud muffin.
Sonic exe: *Already sick of his shit* please leave me alone
Meme #5
Shadow: You keep saying I don't have any bitches, then where are yours?!
Scourge: *whose behind a jail cell*
Shadow: I DON'T SEE 'EM!!!
Meme #5
(Y/n): Making my way downtown walking fast...
Sonic exe: ~(Y/n)~
(Y/n): *speeds up* walking faster!
Meme #6
Tails: I'm a minor!
Sonic: Yeah, a minor offense bitch!
Meme #7
Sonic: I am a pious man, no evil shall stray me from the path of god.
Knuckles: Sonic! There's a beautiful and lost girl that just escaped Eggman.
Sonic: *breathing gets uneven*
Meme #8
Eggman: I'm gonna kill you...
(Y/n): *strapped to a table*
Eggman: And kill you again.
Meme #9
Knuckles: *eats a spicy wing and starts to sweat as his face gets hot, he coughs loudly as it echoes off the wall* what the fuck...ack! *Cough* oh...shit
Meme #10
(Y/n): Singing a song about consequence consequence consequence, consequences don't come after me right now
Sonic: *slowly walking after her*
(Y/n): Someone take the consequence consequence right now! *Starts to panic a bit walking faster*
Sonic: *he walks a bit faster*
(Y/n): SOMEONE TAKE THE CONSEQUENCE CONSEQUENCE AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW!!! *fulls on sprint with Sonic not too far behind her*
Meme #11
Rouge: It's always how fat are your fat tits and no one asks how are your fat tits.
Knuckles: How fat are your fat tits, oh crap.
Meme #12
Amy: Your story is basically like twilight, you can't choose Sonic or Shadow.
(Y/n): *brushes some hair behind her ear blinking rapidly* A-amy I just ugh, Shadow is the one for me and Sonic and I are j...just friends.
Meme #13
Shadow: *walks out into an unknown area with team dark* Hmm fabled tilted towers...
Meme #14
(Y/n): *sitting in a corner terrified of Sonic Exe*
Sonic exe: Don't worry little controller... *He kisses her on the head*
(Y/n): *flinches in fear*
Sonic exe: *picks her up by her shoulders staring right in the eyes* I won't break you, unless you deserve to be broken...
(Y/n): *faints from the confrontation*
Sonic exe: *looks at the person reading this* Same goes for all of you.
Meme #15
Eggman: You can not deny that you trespass in my tower almost everyday!
Sonic: You can not deny these nuts!
Meme #16
(Y/n): What in the hell you think you're doing?! *Found in Sonic's home with the blue blur's arms around their waist.* Get off me you crazy bitch! *They punch and kick sonic off of them.*
Sonic: Please give me huggy wuggies. UwU
(Y/n): What are you saying-?! *Gets kicked on their back and pinned down by the blue spin all* How can this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run!
Sonic: Rawr X3. OwO notices your pants, let's see what's hiding in there *he unbuckles the belt from their pants*
(Y/n): *Freaking out internally* I'VE SHOULD'VE JUST STAYED HOME AND PLAYED (FAVORITE VIDEO GAME)!!! THIS IS SO NOT CASH MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *Hears their pants being unzipped*
Meme #17
(Y/n): But Shadow said we were having burgers...
Rouge: If Shadow jumped off from a cliff would you?
(Y/n): *stares into nothingness in their dark thoughts*
Rouge: (Y/n)!
(Y/n): What?
Rouge: Don't jump off from a cliff!!!
(Y/n): I wasn't going to do it
Rouge: But if Shadow did you would?!
(Y/n): *stares into nothingness in their dark thoughts*
Rouge: (Y/N)!!!
(Y/n): Sorry, hehehe...
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Horror" Oohhh (y/n) come on out of hiding my beautiful flower.~", cooed the azure hedgehog while walking around the once beautiful now bloody covered garden. The sky a dark gray predicting a bad storm was coming. I sat there in the bushes shaking like a l...
