Lucky ones | Willy Wonka x Female reader

Nɪɴᴇ - Nᴜᴛ Sᴏʀᴛɪɴɢ Rᴏᴏᴍ & Tᴇʟᴇᴠɪsɪᴏɴ Rᴏᴏᴍ

Willy Wonka lead us to the Nut Sorting room, where lots of trained squirrels work to open nuts.

"Ah, this is a room I know all about! You see, Mr. Wonka, I am in the nut sorting business." Mr Salt told him and gave him a business card, in which Willy Wonka threw it over his shoulder without taking one look at it.

I'm starting to really like this guy. He's such a vibe.

"Are you using the Hammermax 4000 to do your sorting?" Mr Salt asked.

"No, hahaha, you're really weird." Willy Wonka chuckled.

He then walked us inside the nut room and we stood behind a gate and watched all of the squirrels sorting each nut.

"Squirrels!" Veruca exclaimed, which kind of startled me.

"Yeah, squirrels. These squirrels are specially trained to get the nuts out of their shells." Mr Wonka replied.

"Why use squirrels? Why not use Oompa Loompas?" Mr Salt queried.

"Because only squirrels can usually get the whole walnut out every time. You see how they tap each nut with their little knuckles to make sure it's not bad? Oh, look! I think that one's got a bad nut!" He told him, and pointed to a squirrel that tossed a nut down the garbage chute.

"Daddy, I want a squirrel. Get me one of those squirrels. I want one." Veruca demanded.

"Veruca, dear, you have many marvelous pets." Mr Salt reasoned.

"All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and two canaries and a green parrot and a turtle and a silly old hamster! I want a squirrel!" She shouted.

"Alright, pet. Daddy will get you a squirrel just as soon as he possibly can." Mr Salt said.

"But I don't want any old squirrel. I want a trained squirrel." Veruca shouted again.

"Very well. Mr. Wonka, how much do you want for one of those squirrels? Name your price." Mr Salt asked.

"Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one." Willy Wonka told him.

"Daddy!" Veruca growled.

Will this girl just shut the f-k up?!

"I'm sorry, darling. Mr Wonka's being unreasonable." Willy Wonka mimicked Mr Salt perfectly.

"If you won't get me a squirrel, I'll get one myself." Veruca said and began climbing through the gate and down the steps.

"Veruca..." Mr Salt said.

"Little girl..." Willy Wonka said afterwards.

"Just listen to Mr Wonka. He's worked here for over 10 years, he knows the squirrels. They're probably not used to being held by humans." I told her but she ignored me.

"Veruca, come back here at once!" Mr Salt demanded but that rude little cun- girl won't listen to anyone but that stupid voice in her head.

Veruca began walking up to one of the squirrels, which alerted Mr Wonka.

"Little girl, don't touch that squirrel's nuts! It'll make him crazy!" He warned.

The way he worded it made me laugh.

"I'll have you." Veruca chose a squirrel and leant forwards a little to try and pick it up.

Suddenly, the squirrel jumped on Veruca, which made her fall back and all of the other squirrels ran over snd began jumping on her, dragging her closer to the garbage chute.