Grenade

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Majin: Sunky!
Sunky: whAT DO YOU WANT??
Majin: We're here to save you, calm down
Sunky: What do you fucking mean "Save me", I am perfectly-
(Xeno moving closer to Sunky)
Sunky: Get the fuUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Sunky: PuT tHe FuCkInG gUnS dOwN, oR i'M fInNa PuLl ThE gReNaDe-
Majin: Alright, drop your guns-!
(Sunky pulls the grenade)
Sunky: Uh-Oh I jUsT pUlLeD tHe GrEnAaAaAdE!!!
(Sanic starts laughing)
Sunky: OoOh YoU bEtTeR sTaY aWaYyYy-
(Lord X throws some plastic at Sunky)
Sunky: WhO tHe FUCK ThReW tHaT pLaStIc?!
Sunky: I wIlL sTaB yOu.
Sunky: Sk-Sk-Sk-Sk- SaVe ThE tUrTlEs-
Sunky: PrAiSe ThE LOOOOOOOOOORD-
(Sunky explodes)
Sanic: HAAAAAAAAAA-
Faker/EXE: Sanic, you shouldn't be laughing.
Sanic: Shut the fuck up. *Points a gun at Faker*
Fleetway: *points a gun at Sanic* Don't be pulling out guns on EXE!
Xeno: *Points a gun at Fleetway* No one pulls a gun out at Sanic except me!!
Majin: Boys! Boys! Boys!
Majin: Which one of you motherfuckers has been acting up?
Faker/EXE: It was Xeno
Fleetway: Yup, Xeno.
Sanic: 100% Xeno.
Xeno: Come on guys, EVERY TIME!!
(Majin shoots Xeno)

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