Everyone's either high or drunk here

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Fleetway, holding a Wii remote with a knife blade: Are Wii gonna have a problem?
Sanic, holding a Switch controller with a knife blade: You best Switch up that attitude.
Xeno, holding a Game Boy Color with a knife blade: You're playing a dangerous Game Boy
EXE, holding a Nintendo Sixty Four controller with a knife blade: Don't Nintendo Sixty force me to use this.
Fleetway: IMMA FUCK YOU UP-
*All four start attacking each other*
Sink and Sunky, both riding on Majin's back: WII-U WII-U WII-U-

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