Total Drama Island GC

doggy style

(wattpad crashed on my ass a minute ago so yeah)

noah: im homophobic because of this

heather: its as if your NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR (yes im your neighbor) doesn't hear you and cody fucking doggy style all night 🫤

geoff: jock: justin
gay gay gay: noah
nerd: cody
goth: scott

courtney: but would his parents be able to afford the goth stuff ? 🌚

gwen: in a million years yeah, sure.

geoff: nvm the goth would be duncan

duncan: ME?

heather: no shit sherlock

trent: my sister is coming back to me bc her boyfriend broke up with her

heather: EVEN THOUGH we cant fit shit in this house so

trent: i told her to buy a hotel room but she's coming regardless

gwen: and she cheated on him and expects pity now

heather; so we're leaving her homeless

sierra: oh my god! as she should! he suspected and thats toxic! tel, her she deserves better and give her 1,000 dollars.

courtney: their more broke than the homeless guy on the main street downtown.

heather: oh yeah i got a job as a daycare worker and get paid 100 dollars but hell no im not paying that cheating ass

lindsay: drulk rkocix

tyler: still toxic daddy

izzy: btw he broke his phone so now is says daddy whenever he texts 🫤

heather: he cant just take it out?

izzy: no bc it doesn't appear when he but it in the bar

chat between heather, trent, and gwen

trent: what do we do with my sister, she's on her way

gwen: she knows the building?

trent: no

heather: send her to this address:
1234 abc street
on bet she'll believe it

trent: SHE DID, NOW SHE NEEDS THE FLOOR AND ROOM NUMBER

gwen: floor 1 room number 234

trent: shes so stupid bc that address is in MONTANA

heather; long ass drive 🤭

heather: anyways i gotta wake up these little cute shits, tell the chat im gone until these brats get out of the pool

gwen: bye

trent: bye

is alejandro kaeya?

justin: tartaglia came home on standard banner 😃

trent: so we sent my sister to montana

cody: good luck to her at the border

noah: please 😃

beth: uwu

gwen: okay beth im sorry to say it but..

gwen: you look like a crusty chinchilla.

beth has left the chat.

dj: bye 💀

(fr bye)