chris is getting sued
geoff: EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE
heather: FFS WHATTT
bridgette: help
alejandro: goodness what now
izzy: did sierra kidnap cody for the sixth time
geoff: tbh i knew she had done it 3 times but 2 more?? damn thats rough codemeister
cody: a sad life i live
geoff: ANYWAYS GUYS
THE BRIDGETTE IS IN LABOR
heather: WGFAT
noah: oh congrats
lets just hope that kid doesn't watch tdwt
bridgette: we don't talk about that.
alejandro: lo que?
duncan: sure congorats
alejandro: @heather
Te amo con todo mi corazón. Todos los días pienso en ti, mi amor, eres omnipresente en mi corazón, vida, cabeza, y aliento.
a/n: I USED THAT TRANSLATE APP ON IOS DONT JUDGE IM NOT FLUENT IN SPANISH CORRECT ME IN THE COMMENTS 😭
heather: what
noah: bro just sent a whole love confession
heather: CAN SOMEONE TRANSLATE THAT FOR ME
dj: he said "I love you with all my heart. Everyday I think about you, my love, you are omnipresent in my heart, life, and breath."
heather: .
bridgette: .
geoff: .
bridgette: can i give birth without any mention of alefarthoe
heather: i gotchu
heather has changed alejandro burromuerto's name to puta.
puta: ...
heather: gillopas
dj: u could translate that but not his confession
heather: nah my siblings call our parents that and they don't know what it means except for us LOL
gwen: okay one congrats i was just explaining the fnaf lore to courtney
courtney: im gonna kms that was the most painful experience of my life
gwen: and next
WHATS THE BABY'S NAME
heather: intrusive thought almost got to me
geoff: alejandro
bridgette: kys
courtney: do you want a fatherless kid bridge
heather: 🫢
dj: btw they're naming the kid craig
bridgette: AHHHH
gwen: fuck what now
bridgette: WHY'D KATIE AND SADIE SCARE ME LIKE THAT.
katie: we're just being silly!
sadie: soooooooooooo silly!
geoff: fyi i got a seven eleven slushie for u
bridgette: tyty
owen: congratsss
izzy: btw childbirth hurts
theres a pregnancy simulator i found on wish who wants one
duncan: for educational reasons
eva: same
geoff: okay guys i gtg but i'll see you guys later!! i'll be a parent in a few minutes HELP
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Total Drama Island GC
हास्य-विनोदtotal drama but everyone is adults and have crippling depression total drama does not belong to me, nor do the characters . everyone is 22 in this (it also takes place before the new season.)
