CHAPTER 13

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𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐!! 𝕎𝔼 ℕ𝔼𝔼𝔻 𝕋𝕆 𝕋𝔸𝕃𝕂

(A ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʟᴜᴄɪᴜs ᴍᴀʟғᴏʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ᴘᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ)

𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘶𝘴, 𝘓𝘪𝘭𝘺, 𝘙𝘦𝘮𝘶𝘴, 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴, 𝘕𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘢, 𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰, 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺

Narcissa:

Lily, why our husbands' mind
Work the same way when they
Do something foolish?!

Lily:

Cause they both are idiots.

Narcissa:

They have always been
An idiot.

James:

Yet you married us!!

Sirius:

James- 1
Narcissa: 0

Draco:

Wtf?

It is 9 AM in Sunday morning.

Wtf do you want!!

Narcissa:

Draco! Is this how you talk
To your elders...?

Draco:

Opps!!

I was sleeping.
And thought Pansy or
Blaise or worse  Cedric
Shitting on my DMs.

Harry:

Heyy!

Why do you hate Cedric?
He's such a sweetheart.

Draco:

Now I hate him more.

Lucius:

Ladies and Gentlemen
(Hope I did not misgender anyone)

May I have your attention pls.

Remus:

You have your attention...!

James:

(And you did not misgender anyone.)

Sirius:

So, Draco and Harry...

Harry:

Sorry, I'm asleep.

Remus:

Who us writing the message?

Harry:

It's enchanted.

Lucius:

Ignoring Harry's comment.

Draco, I asked you to come out
As gay. Not to date Potter.

Draco:

But opps!!

I'm dating him.

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