(A/N: IC is incorrect quotes, I needed more content for this ship because I couldn't think of much btw this ship is from shades-of-8lue)
Headcannons:
Their songs are Your stupid face, Come inside of my heart, sexy drug and so high
Cat x dog dynamic, Smirky constantly rejecting Kagekao and kagekao just consistently pestering him
If they lived together they'd share a bed, Smirky doesn't like it but Kagekao insists on it because 'we can stay warm'. Neither of them is warm and so they both just freeze
Kagekao is a hyper and rabid gremlin while Smirky is tired but still awake
Angsty headcannon is Smirky has already fell out of love with Kagekao and is just forcing himself to continue the relationship because he doesn't want to hurt Kagekao, Kagekao knows this but still continues because he can't imagine a world where he has to go back without Smirky
Incorrect quotes:
Smirky: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Kagekao: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Smirky: Kagekao... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Kagekao: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Smirky:
Smirky: I wrote sanitize, Kagekao.
Smirky: WHY. why did you give Phantom a KNIFE?!
Kagekao: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Smirky: Now I feel unsafe!
Kagekao: I'm sorry.
Kagekao: ... would you like a knife?
Smirky: Kagekao and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Donovan: *Sighing* What did Kagekao do?
Smirky: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Kagekao: Who wants a steering wheel?
Smirky, to Kagekao/Phantom: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Kagekao/Phantom, motioning to themself and Liv: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Kagekao: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Smirky: You're a hazard to society
Phantom: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Smirky: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kagekao: I think you mean cards.
Smirky, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
(A/N: Smirky with multiple hidden weapons is my new headcannon)
Kagekao: Are we fighting or flirting?
Smirky: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Kagekao: Your point?
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Dr. Drevon 'Smirky' (WACH)
General FictionA book dedicated to this very attractive dentist, Dr. smirky and his chaperone TheNightPhantom!! This is like, fan content of a fanfic, multiple fanfics so like uuuuuhhh you better check phantom's stuff out to understand it, I personally love their...
