Kaidou: Here's some advice
Aren: I didn't ask for any
Kaidou: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Kaidou: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Aren: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Kaidou: Absolutely not.
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Aren: This is such a bad idea.
Kaidou: Then why are you coming along?
Aren: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Kaidou: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Aren: Alright, what's 30x17?
Kaidou: 47
Aren: That's not even close.
Kaidou: But it was fast.
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Aiura: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Kaidou: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Kaidou: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Aren: You and me!!!
Kaidou, tearing up: Okay.
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Aren: So what's for dinner?
Kaidou, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
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Saiki, going over Kaidous resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Kaidou: Yes
Saiki: Okay... may I know what you create?
Kaidou: Problems.
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Aren: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Kaidou: It's not a joke.
Kaidou: *sniffles*
Kaidou: I'm a legit snack.
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Kaidou, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Aren: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Kaidou: I was arrested for being too cool.
Aren: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Kaidou, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Nendou, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Aren: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Kaidou: playing systemic oppression
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Kaidou: Hey Aren,
Aren: Yes?
Kaidou: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Aren:
Aren: Where's Nendou?
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Kaidou: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Aren: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Nendou: Smad.
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Kaidou: You have to apologize to Nendou
Aren: Fine.
Aren: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Nendou: Why are you on the floor?
Kaidou: I'm depressed.
Nendou: Also I was stabbed, can you get Saiki, please.
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Kubokai One-Shots 🏳️🌈✨ (slow updates)
Short StoryThere's no smut! But fluff and a maybeeee a bit of angst!
