Random Stuff 3.

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I recognize these are cringe but I also recognize I'm cringe so basically my profile is just clown person = clown content

also the idea of Killer and Ink being #besties 💅👏 is [chefs kiss]

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Dust: hey dude, you have some updog on your face.

Nightmare, offended: Is that your way of saying I look gross???? [stomps away]

Dust: ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ʰᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘ

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Horror: how do you spell constellation?

Killer: what? oh, me?? Gemini

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Killer: i need a diffuser. if i can't cleanse my soul i'll cleanse my room instead

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Ink: Bro shut your ding dong ass up

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Ink: I'm crack on high

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Killer: i'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Lust: but 10 times 0 is still 0

Killer: jokes on you, i'm bad at math

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Comic: i want to wake up next to you for the rest of our lives

Nightmare: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Comic:

Comic: i want to see you at some point during the day for the rest of our lives

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Nightmare: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Dream: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Nightmare, entirely used to this: Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people.

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Cross: What time is it?

Killer: i dunno, pass me that trombone and we'll find out.

Killer: [plays trombone loudly and extremely out of tune]

Nightmare: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING TROMBONE AT 2 IN THE MORNING

Killer: it's 2 am

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Cross: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Nightmare does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Killer: if Nightmare were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. if you see Nightmare jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.