if I was an Ennead

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Me: 1,2,3,4...

Isis: we are processing Seth, what are you doing?

Me: Counting the gods and goddes Who are in love with Seth

Isis: ...

Me: 5,6,7,8

. . .

Horus: Uffa, can you kindly explain this? *Gives me a Fanfiction*

Me: *Reading* *lying* what is this?

Horus: The man that gave It to me said that you teach how to write this stuf

Me: *Reading the smut* He lied! I can't write smut, and this Is fantastic!

Horus: ...

Me: ...

Horus: ...

Me: he ships SethxHorus, interesting

Horus: Give that back!

. . .

Me: so... you are?

Jesus: My name is Jesus

Me: are you the god that was with the humans that whorshipped Seth?

Jesus: Yes

Me: Can I join you?