Hellsing not just the name of the infamous vampire hunter but the name of an organization one swore to protect humanity which is why they have four secret weapons who the hellsing organization call the "no life" family
Level 0: "When hope is gone undo this lock and send me forth on a moon lit walk"
A/n: and we're back and it's time to kill a kitty peddler and before y'all say anything he's a priest what did you expect me to say about him? Also do any of you just feel like dancing when you hear Alucards theme? Also BAM
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In the forest in the dead of the night there was a girl running away from what a person could only describe as a zombie, But she wasn't paying attention and panicked when she bumped into something or someone, The girl curled up into a ball on the ground quivering until she head two gun shots and looked up to see a tall pale man with snow white hair
"Must be my lucky day I found myself a big titty police girl!" Y/n cheered and effortlessly picked up the police girl "H-hey I'm a cop so you better put me down" "Hmm how about No!" Y/n slung police girl over his shoulder which admittedly was just a shameless way to have her ass next to his face "Oh the way what's your name police girl?" She stayed quiet so Y/n gave her a nice slap to the ass (I'm touching myself with this hand later) police girl stayed quiet so Y/n decided to use plan B and I'm sure your wondering what could that be?
Well he pulled her panties down "Alright alright it's Seras just gimme back my undies you pervert!" Y/n chuckled and tucked her panties into his jacket "No I think I'll hold onto these for a bit now to regroup with sis" "I hope she's not an enemy to man like you are to woman" "Who said she was into dudes?" Y/n smirked making Seras go pale, Y/n chuckled as he made his way to the rendezvous point with Seras in tow
Meanwhile Maria was busy dealing with an army of ghouls "Fuckin hell alot of these fuckers and I'm almost out of ammo" Maria looked at the last few shells she had on her belt and smiled "Which means I get to put my back into it now" she grinned and grabbed two shells off her belt that had a flame symbol on the side and loaded them into her gun "Burn baby BURN!" Maria fired her gun which looked like a damn flamethrower for a second due to the dragon breath shells she used "Ahh the smell of a burning corpse is always better than a rotting one if you ask me" Maria looked around as the fire began to spread and subsequently burn the ghouls to death it may have just been fire but the gun and shells were specially made to kill monsters so any she shot tender not to get back up curtsey of a really good butler
"Alright now where is that damn altar boy peeper?" Maria looked around and saw to absolutely no one's surprise a church "It always is the one place that's most obvious right?" Maria began making her way to the church but wouldn't get very far before another horde of ghouls blocked her path along with a priest who was holding some blondie with giant tits "Hey aren't you supposed to be fiddling with the boy you got locked in the basement?" "Joke all you want but I have the girl and I killed your vampire hunting boyfriend you bitch!" Maria went silent for a minute before she began gagging "firstly eww gross you old fucker that was my brother secondly hand over the police girl" "Why does everyone keep calling me that" "I can call you baby if ya want oh what about pup? Maybe even-" The ghouls opened fired on Maria shredding her to pieces "No that's she's dead maybe I-"
