Balthasar: hey bestie you won't believe this
Romeo: Do you know why Juliet hasn't been answering my texts??? It's saying that it's not delivering. 😢
Balthasar: Oh well lol people are saying she killed herself
Romeo: WHAT???
Balthasar: Yeah lol
Romeo: I need to go back to Verona and say goodbye to her one last time
Balthasar: Cool Ig? Just don't like kill yoursekf
Romeo: K
Romeo winked at his phone, because he was 100% gonna kill himself on top of Juliet's dead body. It was very fitting, but now he just had to break out of military school.
His roommate, some gay dude named Macbeth, had a bunch of socks; so he could steal them and make a rope and then steal Mr John's car. Mr John is on leave because he was watching step sister porn in class lol. He seemed like he really needed to tell Romeo something.
So Romeo was on his way to Verona, to say goodbye to Juliet and himself.
