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CHAPTER 1
KOBY? COBY? COB-KNEE?
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YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS ENTRUSTING LUFFY WITH THE BOATS NAVIGATION. YOUR SECOND MISTAKE WAS NOT JUMPING SHIP AS SOON AS THAT WHIRLPOOL APPEARED.
Now you're stuck- intertwined with destiny.
You're also stuck brooding underneath the arms of some lowlife who had the audacity to take you as a hostage. Pressed against the man's chest, you stand limp as his arm maneuvers you into a chokehold. Two freakish laughs gurgle behind you, a taunting sneer decorating their faces towards Luffy, who stands smiling without a care in the world. The urge to vomit everywhere was strong. Not because he fucking reeks, but because you know this day is somehow going to get worse.
Everything becomes a blur after that. You don't process those losers running away with their tails between their legs. Nor do you register being dragged around by Luffy as he listens in on some kids whole life story. Instead, you focus on ways to murder that stupid straw hat for forcing you into this whole situation. Luffy just oozed main character syndrome, a trait you wanted to avoid at all costs.
"Uhm...Meat girl?" The name, spoken with uncertainty, jolts you awake. A hand reaches out to tap your arm, fleeing once your irritated gaze lands on the poor soul. He seems normal, a trait you so desperately crave. Circular glasses that cover the majority of his face sit atop of glistening ruby cheeks. He shuffles nervously at the attention. He's never had a girl this close before! (Alvida and his mother don't count!)
"Don't mind her! She's just like that!" Luffy bites on the core of the apple, "a grouchy, mean piece of meat!"
"IM NOT MEAT!" You kick his head, bashing it into the floor. Luffy simply gets up and continues eating, poking his tongue out at you.
