✦Keeper Shenanigans

That One Bitch

We're back babes

Sophie- dexiesbestie
Keefe- klauskinnie
Tam- diegokinnie
Linh- imnotintocottagecore
Biana- shineeghost
Dex- sophiesbestie
Fitz- protege
Marella- shamelesssimp
Amy- bestmusictaste
Wylie- thebabysitter

Living Antidepressants

dexiesbestie
WAKE UP
WE'RE PLAYING THAT ONE BITCH

sophiesbestie
not again

thebabysitter
Smb feelings always get hurt this isn't okay

dexiesbestie
shush. Anyways.
I'm starting

protege
You always start.

dexiesbestie
that one bitch who always posts couple pics/vids captioned "me and who" but turns down everyone who replies 'us'

diegokinnie
SHUT YP

imnotintocottagecore
NO NO KO NO NO LAST TIME I STOLE HIS PHONE HE HAD LIKE 10 DMS LINED UP FROM GIRLS AT SCHOLL

shamelesssimp
wish that was me

sophiesbestie
NO WAU
not even ONE PER
calling those commitment issues

dexiesbestie
no he's gay

diegokinnie
NO I'M GAY
WAIT HUH

dexiesbestie
HA I KNEWR IT

diegokinnie
Sophie hwya the fuck

sophiesbestie
NO

dexiesbestie
YES HAHAHA

sophiesbestie
why do I even keep doing this you always win

dexiesbestie
not my fault you have bad intuition

diegokinnie
im going to ignore that you bet on me
that one bitch who hangs around kids 4-5 years younger than him bc his friends are judgmental assholes

protege
this call out sesh is so ending early

thebabysitter
THAT WAS RUDE AND UNCALLED FOR

diegokinnie
sorry dad :(

thebabysitter
ewewewewew
i dont have friends tbh
yuck
dont do the elite levels kids
its bullshit

dexiesbestie
been knew

protege
HIH

klauskinnie
fitz just died a little inside

sophiesbestie
HE LIVES

klauskinnie
I WAS SLEEPING

thebabysitter
that one bitch who wont admit hes eddie from st on the dl

klauskinnie
i feel like this is directed at me

bestmusictaste
awesome hair, check
uses humor as a coping mechanism, check
runs away from his problems, check
deals drugs, check

klauskinnie
i stopped having the ability to read at "awesome hair"
wait
I DONT DEAL DRUGS

bestmusictaste
PROVE IT

klauskinnie
WHAT
ahywaysm.
that one bitch with a MASSIVE drama addiction but she doesnt realise it

shamelesssimp
I KNOW I AHVE A PROBLEM DOESNT MEAN TOU SHOULD SAY IT

klauskinnie
get professional help

diegokinnie
ironic coming from you

klauskinnie
DONT BRING ME INTO THIS
sobbing

shamelesssimp
smh my damn head
that one bitch with an obvious superiority complex, depends on his status the define his self worth and in serious need of a healthy coping mechanism

shineeghost
DAMN
THAT WAS FUCKING PERSONAL

imnotintocottagecore
MARELLA

shamelesssimp
IT HAD
TO
BE
SAID?

dexiesbestie
DID IT THO

sophiesbestie
IT DID
IT
DIDD

protege
I JUST REALIS
N NO
THIS IS OVWR
FUCK YOU

shamelesssimp
DIDMT EVEN DENY IT

protege
SHUSH
no no
for spite: that one bitch who odes want to admit they have crippling commitment and trust issues so they wonder off and do (somewhat) random, BORDERLINE PSYCHOTIC SHIT ON THEIR OWN

bestmusictaste
you know.
somwthing about your ex saymg this makes it all that more impactful

dexiesbestie
is this becasue i broke up with you for your sister
I SAID IM SORRY

protege
firstly, no
secondly
WHAT

klauskinnie
he did not know about that yet jekdkdjf

dexiesbestie
WHAT I TOLD YOU TO TELL HIM

klauskinnie
I FORGOT IM SORRY

shineeghost
soph i will be bunking at your place so i dont get my hair chopped in sleep xx

diegokinnie
i love this friendgroup so much you dont understand.

bestmusictaste
real.

shamelesssimp
and IM the one with the drama addiction.

diegokinnie
you are.

protege
i hate all of you

dexiesbestie
SO MY TURN AGAIN

sophiesbestie
NO this is over

dexiesbestie
notice that you havent been called out yet

sophiesbestie
and i never will be bc im perfect and have no issues.

protege
✋

sophiesbestie
hm?

protege
✊

sophiesbestie
thought so