✦Keeper Shenanigans

The Always Unseen

Sophie - startingfighter / ruy
Keefe - thelastzombie / alvar
Tam - thefirstzombie / umber
Linh - backupfighter / spectator3
Biana - scavenger /spectator4
Dex - commsguy / fintan
Fitz - theonewhodied / thisisdum
Marella - thesurvivalist / spectator2
Wylie - theonewithsense / justwhy
Amy - whatthefuck / spectator

Apocalypse of the Dumbasses

thelastzombie
so hypothetically

thesurvivalist
oh no

thefirstzombie
it's not as bad you think actually

whatthefuck
y'all I'm in class wh
oh?

theonewhodied
did you just cut yourself off over text?

startingfighter
you could just put ur phone on silent yk

whatthefuck
no shut up I'm staying
what's the hypothetical
quick my english teacher is staring me down

thelastzombie
uh.
hypothetically the neverseen has a group chat
what would even go down in there

thefirstzombie
I volunteer to help act it out
excited

scavenger
SAME

commsguy
say less say less

backupfighter
who's gonna be who tho

thelastzombie
dibs on alvars dumb ass

theonewhodied
I am going to stay silent
anyways I just wanna watch

thesurvivalist
same

whatthefuck
ditto

backupfighter
me too

scavenger
what they said.

startingfighter
okayyy
I'll clown ruy

commsguy
fintan

thelastzombie
AND TAMMY BOY CAN BE UMBER

thefirstzombie
now it feelsss like that's just bc im a shade

startingfighter
it is
SO

whatthefuck
wait don't the neverseen have more than 4 members?

thefirstzombie
-that are relevant in any way? nah

whatthefuck
^^^^
let's starttttt

commsguy
on itttt

theonewithsense
this gon be good

The Always Unseen

Fintan
Welcome

ruy
I cannot take this seriously for the fucking life off me?????

umber
SOPHIE
CHARACTER

ruy
OKAY OJAY OKAY

spectator
I am already dying

Fintan
Spectators are silenttttt

spectator
fiiiiinneee

ruy
I don't get why I can't be ont he mission

umber
because your dumbass got toasted by that gang of little kids who always fuck everything up

alvar
OKAY DAMN DIDN'T HAVE TO COME FOR HIM LIKE THAT

spectator4
hold on one sec
isn't umber like
DEAD?

umber
boo bitch

Fintan
NOT ANYMORE

justwhy
I think y'all r overestimating how funny they be

thisisdum
assvar is pretty accurate

umber
OH???

umber changed alvar to assvar

spectator
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
MY MATH TEACH JUST GAVE ME DETENTION FOR LAUGHING

assvar
HIGHFIVE

ruy
WE'RE GETTING DISTRACTED

Fintan
SORRY SORRY
AHEM
Alvar. Show some professionalism for once.

assvar
can't be all stone and work all the time
I'm killing my family's trust in me dude let me have some fun at least

umber
OHHH???

spectator4
HEY NOW

Fintan
CHARACTER

umber
SORRY JWEJNRJD
you actual moron you think we're here to have fun?

ruy
I agree a little I mean
what's the harm

assvar
thank you person I don't care about

ruy
OKAY OYCH???

spectator3
you four need a babysitter or?

Fintan
that hurts Linh
REALLY

ruy
what he said

spectator3
it was a serious question

justwhy
don't @ me
do notttt @me

thisisdum
ur the only adult here

justwhy
you think I classify as an adult??? awwww

ruy
I'm calling tiergan

justwhy
AYE NO

Fintan
I think we're done here then-

umber
we didnt do much tho

Fintan
so?

umber
:(

assvar
that was cuter than is should be tbh

spectator
do I have to say it?

assvar
nope
I will
GAY

spectator
you learn fast young padawan

Fintan
What are you even saying

spectator
@RUY I SHOULD BEAT YOU FOR NOT MAKING THEM WATCH STAR WARS

ruy
AND I NEVER WILL

spectator
I'm coming over.

ruy
WAIT NO