A LITTLE STORY TIME FOR THOSE PEOPLS

Why not?

So lately I have been wanting to share just rare little incidents that have happened in my 13 yrs of life.

Yes I know I'm young to be on Wattpad, but the fanfics are ✨dazzling✨

But anyways here is a chapter for drama lovers. Basically short story's-

Mk so this first one is about a boy at my school.. let's call him John.

So me and John were sat together for like 3 months by the same teacher, let's call her Ms. Bezos.

So John has a dirty sense of humor, so obviously anything you say will automatically be turned dirty. My sense of humor is a mixture of dark and dirty-
Back to the point

So like I'm over here minding my business when like the teacher wants everyone to look up at the board, so like obviously I do, so I'm looking at the board when a certain curly fried looking hair turns over and is like

"Like what you see?" And like my nervous ass looks away in a blushing mess cause like I've never been talked to like that- but I'm not gunna let him know I am flustered so I start laughing.

"Oh haha very funny-"
So then the teacher finally tells us to resume so me and him break into a conversation-
Why not he is funny, so a few laughs in and then all of a sudden he's like

"Imma get on top of you."

What. The. Fuck.

I turn away ONCE again to hide my FLUSTERED ASS FACE and start snickering-

And bruh this man sounds like he's panicking on the inside like "That's not what I meant ahaha.."

I just like kinda went back to being quiet laughing occasionally but I to this day cannot look him in the eyes-

Now here is a story from towards the beginning of the year.

Alright so my ass has a crush on let's say.. Alex alright? I'm not sure why but probably because he was funny- I seem to like funny guys..

But so humane my science teacher lets say.. Mr. Roberts so obviously I liked this guy and would spare him an occasional glance after laughing my ass of with my friends

So Alex was making a ruckus so obviously I had to look that way, cause the entire class was, but boy oh boy I thought I was going to pass out-

So idk bout yall but do you know what there things are?

You could pull them from the roof and charge your chrome books on them, but anyways,

So this thing is pulled all the way to the table cause like he is getting it for some kids. WELL he decided to use it as a fucking STRIPPER POLE-

And so I'm already a flustered mess when then MR. ROBERTS GRABS A WAD OF CASH AND SAYS:

"Hey {Redacted} look-"

And I see a stripper Alex and Mr. Roberts basically waving money in front of his as if her WERE a stripper.

Let me tell you I basically died.

Okay I have got more but right now I wanna watch Stranger things so bye byeee