...What is lying...

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UA staff group chat:

FairyCinnamonRoll: Ahm, why as I sent home on a weekend vacation, while everyone has to stay in the dorms???

TheRealCloneTrooper: Everyone else had to work on their quirks a bit more.

FairyCinnamonRoll: I break my bones on a daily basis... tell me how do I not have to work on it?

TheRealCloneTrooper: Well... Everyone else hasn't improved much.

TheRealCloneTrooper: You atleast can use it without breaking as many bones...

FairyCinnamonRoll: .... You sound sus.

TheRealCloneTrooper: Do I?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Yeah. Has this something to do with what happened?

InsomniaCat: ... nope.

FairyCinnamonRoll: ... then explain why All Might is in my house dining with us right now asking my mother if I ever tried to harm myself before?

InsomniaCat: ...Dumbass Gorrila.

FairyCinnamonRoll: So... what do you guys wanna tell me?

NightNotForChildren: No use in hiding it now. Why do you keep trying to end it?

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: I never said a thing and I am not even there! My boy... why?!

FairyCinnamonRoll: You think I am dumb? I can see why you sent me home and you all were still lying to me!

BetterThanBanshee: BECAUSE YOU KEEP COMMITTING!!! WHY?!

FairyCinnamonRoll: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

InsomniaCat: Calm down Mic.

FairyCinnamonRoll: So, since I am here in this group chat ama say it just once.

FairyCinnamonRoll: Leave me alone. What I do is none of your business. My life is my own!

InsomniaCat: But Izuku why? We are trying to help.

FairyCinnamonRoll: And I never asked for help!

FairyCinnamonRoll: What you do is just being a hypocrite!

InsomniaCat: How am I a hypocrite!?

FairyCinnamonRoll: A year ago, you did the same thing! Why did you had to just meddle and safe me? I never asked for it! I never wanted to be saved!

InsomniaCat: What do you mean?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Nothing.

InsomniaCat: You mean that one kid covered in blood?

FairyCinnamonRoll: I don't know what you talking about

BetterThanBanshee: THE COFFEE ORDER?

FairyCinnamonRoll: What order?

NightNotForChildren: You know what order. The one exactly a year ago!

FairyCinnamonRoll: So what if I do? It doesn't matter a thing.

FnafButREAL: What coffee order?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Mic here got the wrong number and ordered: - a frapochino, - a black coffe as black as it could be, - some latte with extreme amount of chocolate toping. Then he also said 5 cupcakes and 7 different cake pieces.

ModernCowboy: I'd be damned if that isn't you three.

BetterThanBanshee: IT WAS YOU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT?!

FairyCinnamonRoll: NO! I said it... you know what, forget it!

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Oh my....

FairyCinnamonRoll: *sigh* why did I even have to mention that.... I am an idiot for the love of god.

CaptainAmericaKnockoff: But my boy... Why?

FairyCinnamonRoll: It's not your fault, I tried even before you came.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: What do you mean by that?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Exactly what I said. You may ask the coffee and cake trio for more.

ChuckyCheeseDemon: Aizawa. Explain.

InsomniaCat: *Sigh* Zashi you do!

BetterThanBanshee: I was ordering coffee and messed up the number...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Still got the coffee tho! I hope it was good.

InsomniaCat: ... It was...

BetterThanBanshee: But the delivery person came covered in blood...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Oh come on! It wasn't that bad! I had it worse!

BetterThanBanshee: I STILL HAVE A PICTURE OF YOU!

BetterThanBanshee: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?

FairyCinnamonRoll: Literally what I said.

FairyCinnamonRoll: What's wrong with you people! DId you all of the sudden forget how to read or something? Do you need some glasses to help ya out?

BetterThanBanshee: ... NO.

FairyCinnamonRoll: If you wanna know more ask the Dandelion in my class. He knows what I mean.

InsomniaCat: Zashi you still have the picture???

FairyCinnamonRoll: ... why do you have to share it? You do not have my consent for that.

BetterThanBanshee: Do I REALLY need consent!?

FairyCinnamonRoll: YES!

FairyCinnamonRoll: Or not...

FairyCinnamonRoll: Do whatever you do... ama search for bleach.. See ya

FairyCinnamonRoll: Or hopefully not.

FairyCinnamonRoll went offline

BetterThanBanshee: NO WHAT THE FUCK?!

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