Cleo, walking over to Jessy and Richy's lemonade stand: I'll take a lemonade
Jessy: One lemonade, coming right u-
Cleo: Oh no baby, I'm not done.
Jessy:
Cleo: I want two cubes of sugar and stir it twice after each cube. Use a long spoon, not a table spoon, I can tell the difference! So don't try me. Water should be at 55.7 degrees, and I'll take a splash of mint with a lemon wedge on the side.
Jessy:
Cleo: Thank you!
Richy, handing over a glass of lemonade: That'll be $1.50
Cleo: This ain't what I ordered.
Jessy: We know, but like, this a lemonade stand, not a...
Richy: All-you-can-eat buffet.
Jessy: No, that's food
Richy: They got drinks too.
Cleo: Look, the customer is always right. And I'm not paying for this!
Jessy: Ugh...
Dan, coming in, singing: Fresh lemonade! Freshly squeezed!
Jessy: Dan.
Dan: Pour it in a cup!
Jessy: Dan, stop
Dan: Can't get enough!
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Duskwood crackbook :'D
HumorDuskwood by Everbyte Studios Warning: This book is a hot mess :):) and I couldn't be prouder :D Made this just to let out some of that hyperfixation obsession energy O_O if that makes sense ...
