Tartaglia Catchup

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Finding you:
-Fighting treasure hoarders n stuff before hearing the faint sound of crying near a bush.
-He looked inside to see a cute little baby crying while in a cloth.
-He was in awe and picked you up while rocking you back and forth.
- You slowly stopped crying while making grabby hands to his face while giggling.
-"YOU'RE SO CUTE!I'll name you...Y/n!"

Feeding you:
-This man can cook.
-Feeds you very healthy food but will treat you to something sweet every once in a while.
-If you refuse to eat something, he will find tricks to get you to eat it.
- Disguising it as something, Putting something you like with it, etc.

Meeting new people:
-He introduced you to ZHONGLI!
-Zhongli scolded him and was saying things like you need to be responsible and stufffff
-You don't mind Zhongli and find his presence calming.
-Leaves you with Zhongli when going on Missions.

First words:
- He was trying to get you speak.
- He wanted you to say something like "Dad" or "Papa".
- You wouldn't though and just kept babbling.
- He was pretty much gonna give up, But what kind of warrior would he be if he gave up that fast?
-You noticed that and he decided that maybe you'd say something if he walked away.
- Spoiler, You did.
- "Pa...AHHHH!PAAPAAAAAH!"
- He was ecstatic.
- "YES! YOU DID IT BUTTERCUP!"

First steps:
- He was talking to zhongli while you were sitting far away from them, bored out of your mind.
- Why wasn't papa playing with you? Why wasn't he even looking at you? Will he come to you?
-With all your baby strength you started getting up, hands on the wall for support.
- Both him and Zhongli were now looking at you but you didn't notice yet.
-After a few seconds, You tried running to them but failed 3 steps later and fell on your face.
- Your dad went from impressed and smiley to Suprised and Worried.
- He ran up to you making sure you were okay.
- "That was so good bud!"

Headcannons:
- Spoils you. You all saw that comming.
- Doesn't want you dragged into his fatui business.
-Brags to Zhongli though.
- Is a very fun dad, always playing with you and gushing over your cuteness.
-Would dress you in cute dresses or fancy clothing.
- Very expensive clothing, may I add.

Who babysits?:

Zhongli ofcs!

You get Nightmares:
- He tucked you into bed but a few minutes later he realized he left one of his belongings in your room, so he goes back to find you crying.
- He asks what wrong and you explain that you had a bad nightmare.
- Very heartbroken but can also relate.

"Its alright, No need to fear!"

Gift:
-Zhongli told you about fathers day and that you should do something for Your dad.
- You being a sweet child, Ofcourse you agreed.
-What did you do?Made him a simple card (Zhongli helped with writing)
-Very happy with your gift.

"Thats very sweet of you! Did Zhongli help?"

Pet they gave you:
- A scary dog that you adore!!
- Yea, He got you a TRAINED Rottweiler.
- Remember, he is rich.
- Giving scary dog privilege.

First Cuss word:
-Your dad was very...Frustrated due to a Mission.
- He masked it the whole day so when he got to his bedroom, he cursed his heart out.
-When he was done he heard a childish voice say
-"What do you mean 'Fuck this'?"
- He was shocked. He thought be locked the door, turns out not.

"N-NONO! Dont repeat that!"

Nicknames:

Butter cup and/or Buddy

FIRST PERIOD!?:
- Ran like lightning to your bedroom.
-" W-WHAT HAPPENED?"
- Looks wide-eyed at the blood on your bed
- Asks if you have wounds or anything, then it hits him.
- Your on your lady days!
- Actually, not very knowledgeable.
-gets you everything you need, and probably asks what size pads you need.
- Good at handling your fits but your mood swings confuse him.

Someone likes you:
- wants to come off nice to the person but as soon as you turn your back...
-"BREAK HER HEART, ILL SLIT YOUR THROAT. I WILL SERVE YOUR INTESTINES ON PLATTER AND FEED IT TO OTHERS."
- But if they're a good person, He'll put give a thumbs up and pat your head.
- If they're bad, refer to the second one.
- Doesn't really want you to have an S/o, but doesn't mind.

Strictness:
-Around,3-6/10
- He's really fun! He doesn't have many rules and you two go on father-child dates alot.
- You guys sometimes stay up late and munch on candy but he won't take it far.
- Will not tolerate his child disrespecting innocent people.
- Punishments are just "GO TO YOUR ROOM."

Someone insluts you:
- Death wish.
- They are wearing meat around a shark rn.
- They went missing, never seen again.
- Did anyone here screaming?

A/n: Ignore my spelling mistakes, I ain't re checking this. I know i said it would take a few days but I rushed it for you all.

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