(⚠️talking dogman I know very scary 😰, when It says "everyone" it's everyone but me. Also cursing)
Me: Hello everyone!
Petey: Why are you so cheerful, there's a hole In the wall and literally no furniture here.
Me: Look. Petey :), I didn't have enough money to rebuild the whole house and I had to spend the one million on helping the neighborhood out and lawsuits because the fire spread so no more prize
Everyone: Groans
Dogman: looks at grampa and growls
FP: Thanks alot old man you went crazy over the like dumbest reason ever to ever exist.
Grampa: Shut up. I did what I had to do
NL: you didn't have to do ANYTHING!!
Everyone(except LP because he's just in the back staring): arguing noises
Me: QUIET
Me: do I HAVE to scream at you like if you were little children?
Dogman: looks down
Petey: well it's just GRAMPA here decided to burn all the money someone was gonna get! Could have helped me get a house you know!
Sarah: Yeah that, and also now we are here in this house that looks like a burnt marshmallow.
Me: be grateful you have 3 walls and half a roof over your head
Yolay: this roof is gonna fall and squish us any second
LP: We're gonna get squished?, :(
Petey: Nonon not at all Yolay just exaggerated.
Dogman: friends don't lie
Petey: were not friends dumbass
Me: please just shut up and let's start
Everyone: Fine
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Grampa: for one part I am ok with this. All these people crushing on me is so weird. For another part fuck you.
FP: Wait people crush on you. Ew what is wrong with them
Petey: right
Me: Fr ewwww gross people. Yeah um now next !
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