Part 1

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Peach's Castle, 9:15pm. A group of Koopas had sneaked into the castle, with all the Toad guards asleep. These Koopas had gas masks, and vacuums on their shelled backs. The three koopas were sneaking past the Toads, attempting to not wake them up.
The Koopas went successfully towards the doors to Peach's bedroom while the second Koopa searched around for a key under the mat.

Koopa 1: Hurry up!

Koopa 2: Almost... almost... found it!

The Koopa found the key, unlocking the doors. The three then sneaked towards the sleeping princess in pink (ironic, isn't it?) ready to use their vacuums... The next day, Peach's alarm clock went off ringing. Peach's alarm clock kept ringing, falling off the bedside table.
Peach woke up, yawning, only to realize she sounded more high-pitched.

Toad: Princess, you okay? You slept awfully late.

Peach: Yeah, I'm fine.

Toad: You sure? You slept 3.2578 hours later than usual.

Peach: ..Huh? That doesn't usually happen.

Peach's phone read she missed calls from Daisy, Mario, and even Rosalina.

Peach: What the?

Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, DK, Daisy, and Banjo (with Kazooie in his backpack) were walking over to Peach's castle, ready for a golf game.

Banjo: You'd think Peach would be up at this hour and ready for golf!

Kazooie: Or any other useless sport.

Banjo: Kazooie, Mario and the others love these sports!

Mario: Yeah, they're not-a useless!

At the bedroom door, Banjo knocks.

Banjo: Peach?

Peach was looking at her closet, confused about how the closet got much bigger than usual.

Kazooie: C'mon, princess! Don't let the makeup flatten your face!

Peach: O-oh, coming!

Peach: ..No- wait, my sports clothes are in my dresser.

Kazooie: Is her lipstick helium based?

Banjo: Kazooie!

Kazooie: *snickers* I'm sorry. *snickers* Her voice is so high, I couldn't resist!

Mario knocks on the door.

Mario: Princess, you-a okay in there?

Kazooie: Well, open the door plumber boy! Hope she hasn't fallen and can't get up!

Peach: I'm coming! *pulls out some golf clothing from her dresser*

Kazooie: Okay, FINALLY!

Luigi: Calm down, Kazooie.

Kazooie: Hey, your girl isn't taking forever, right?

Luigi: No, hopefully not.

Princess Peach opens the door.

Kazooie: *laughs*

Peach: ...What?

Mario: Princess?

Kazooie: Hey short stack, you okay? *laughs*

Luigi and Banjo: Hey!

Kazooie: I'm sorry! She's just so SHORT!

Peach: ...What?

Kazooie: Hey kid, is the princess in there? *laughs*

Peach: Hey, I am the princess.

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