halsey: simon already sucks he forgot about me and couple other people
simon: sorry i have adhd and forget things and people
demi: he even forget me lol
halsey: my babe
normani: where is camila and lauren
simon: well lauren was replaced with my friend
camila: still miss my girlfriend
lauren: be nice to me camila
pete: ugh not you i hate you
simon: pete i will easily kick you out dont test me
maddie: still my chat
simon: once again i took over your story
selena: im jesus
maddie: wait are you serious
selena: no im not
bram: simon stop balsting christmas music
simon: im not blasting the music from love simon
bram: then why do i hear a christmas song
simon: you dumbass have you not seen the movie there is a scene with the song in it
bram: i hate that movie
simon: you dumbass do you not remember u changing our names cuz we both love this movie
bram: nope
billie: im here now
simon: hi billie
taylor: YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN
doja: well someone isnt calm though
taylor: YES I AM CALM
mike: hi bram
bram: can he leave
taylor: NO
simon: taylor wtf is up with the caps
dua: she is calm
'simon added kaleb to the chat'
maddie: simon wtf
simon: its my chat now
'simon named Kaleb fucking dump ass'
kaleb: why am i dump ass
simon: its the way a voice over in tik tok says dumbass
kaleb: so im a dumbass
simon: this video says it all about our friendship
kaleb: wait this song is so good
simon: this is why you a fucking dump ass
kaleb: why
simon: "you almost turned physco" kaleb this song is dedicated to you from me
kaleb: of course it is you miss me and you know it
mike: who is this dumbass
kaleb: im (blank) ex best friend
simon: dump ass use my real name not my dead name
'kaleb left the chat'
lauren: well thank god hes gone
dua: hes annoying
simon: yeah no shit i had to deal with him for 4 years
noodle: he sucks
marina: wait your are the one who wanted Pandora's box on my tour setlist
simon: yes its my favorite song by you
gaga: so lets just do a big concert of me and marina called the MY LOVE tour
taylor: i fixed the problem
simon: what problem
taylor: my phone being in all caps
pete: i just took a shit in simons bathroom
simon: pete i heard you break the toilet with a sledgehammer
camila: thanks for the free promo of one of our old songs
nicki: simon you can use my bathroom if you play crazy eights
maddie: nicki just give up
cardi: come here baby 😘😘😘😘😘😘
nicki: cardi i will not fuck you
cardi: birch dont me throw a shoe at you again
cardi: bitch*
'simon changed nickis name to birch'
'maddie named chat MY LOVE tour'
marina: I didnt agree on that name
gaga: well do you agree
marina: yes my love now shut up
simon: SOUR IS ALBUM OF THE YEAR IN 2021
taylor: folklore is 2020
simon: for the grammys yes but for me its chromatica
gaga: thanks to simon for this award i will stick in my pussy since its a fucking a dick
simon: ok lets not stick it up there since its a mold of my dick
justin: no wonder its small
noodle: you are looking down dumbass
justin: *cries in tiny dick syndrome*
maddie: ok im going to bed guys goodnight
simon: goodnight fuck nuggets
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Fanfictionthis is a direct sequel from my friend story and it picks up right where it left off in her story Also going to try and post a chapter or 2 every two days depending on how I feel and how much I write