halsey: simon already sucks he forgot about me and couple other people

simon: sorry i have adhd and forget things and people

demi: he even forget me lol

halsey: my babe

normani: where is camila and lauren

simon: well lauren was replaced with my friend 

camila: still miss my girlfriend

lauren: be nice to me  camila

pete: ugh not you i hate you

simon: pete i will easily kick you out dont test me

maddie: still my chat

simon: once again i took over your story

selena: im jesus

maddie: wait are you serious 

selena: no im not

bram: simon stop balsting christmas music

simon: im not blasting the music from love simon

bram: then why do i hear a christmas song

simon: you dumbass have you not seen the movie there is a scene with the song in it

bram: i hate that movie

simon: you dumbass do you not remember u changing our names cuz we both love this movie

bram: nope

billie: im here now

simon: hi billie

taylor: YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN

doja: well someone isnt calm though

taylor: YES I AM CALM

mike: hi bram

bram: can he leave

taylor: NO

simon: taylor wtf is up with the caps

dua: she is calm 

'simon added kaleb to the chat'

maddie: simon wtf

simon: its my chat now

'simon named Kaleb fucking dump ass'

kaleb: why am i dump ass

simon: its the way a voice over in tik tok says dumbass

kaleb: so im a dumbass

simon: this video says it all about our friendship

kaleb: wait this song is so good

simon: this is why you a fucking dump ass

kaleb: why

simon: "you almost turned physco" kaleb this song is dedicated to you from me

kaleb: of course it is you miss me and you know it

mike: who is this dumbass

kaleb: im (blank) ex best friend

simon: dump ass use my real name not my dead name

'kaleb left the chat'

lauren: well thank god hes gone

dua: hes annoying 

simon: yeah no shit i had to deal with him for 4 years

noodle: he sucks

marina: wait your are the one who wanted Pandora's box on my tour setlist

simon: yes its my favorite song by you

gaga: so lets just do a big concert of me and marina called the MY LOVE tour

taylor: i fixed the problem

simon: what problem 

taylor: my phone being in all caps

pete: i just took a shit in simons bathroom

simon: pete i heard you break the toilet with a sledgehammer

camila: thanks for the free promo of one of our old songs

nicki: simon you can use my bathroom if you play crazy eights 

maddie: nicki just give up 

cardi: come here baby 😘😘😘😘😘😘

nicki: cardi i will not fuck you

cardi: birch dont me throw a shoe at you again

cardi: bitch*

'simon changed nickis name to birch'

'maddie named chat MY LOVE tour'

marina: I didnt agree on that name

gaga: well do you agree

marina: yes my love now shut up

simon: SOUR IS ALBUM OF THE YEAR IN 2021

taylor: folklore is 2020

simon: for the grammys yes but for me its chromatica

gaga: thanks to simon for this award i will stick in my pussy since its a fucking a dick

simon: ok lets not stick it up there since its a mold of my dick

justin: no wonder its small

noodle: you are looking down dumbass

justin: *cries in tiny dick syndrome*

maddie: ok im going to bed guys goodnight

simon: goodnight fuck nuggets

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