"Maddie named chat dance party"
Simon: im bringing my platypus with me
Bram: then im bringing soup
Lauren: no need for that I'm bringing soda
Gaga: I'm bringing my love
Simon: I'll piss piss with my hands hands
Gaga: and we are singing bloody marry why
Simon: because everytime I pee it plays
Marina: did Gaga just say she's bringing her love
Gaga: yes I did
Marina: leave that shit in 2022
Simon: let's not go back to 2022
Taylor: but midnights though
Bram: the only good thing of 2022
Maddie: what about meeting me
Simon: literally only 3 good things came out of that year
Taylor: midnights, meeting Maddie and what else
Simon: heartstopper
Bram: love victor ending was a highlight of mine
Simon: yeah and I didn't cry at the sky like I did for season 2
"Ava joined the chat"
Simon: ok everyone get ready to dance with your hands hands
Gaga: enough of that song
Marina: of my love *sings* I'll piss piss with my pussy pussy
Gaga: *walks away*
*at the dance party*
Ava: wow they play shit music here
Simon: *dances like Wednesday to FAMILY* oh I know it's shit
Gaga: ok let me change it *plays rain on me*
Ari: bitch I'm the uk filming shit stop
Maddie: wait why you in the uk
Simon: WICKED dumbass
*rain on me ends*
Ava: ok now we playing good music
Simon: yeah fuck you kaleb *dances to get out of my heart* repeat this shit
Dua: ok got it
Doja: *skips it*
Simon: and you guys skip it why
Doja: to play my song
Simon: what one
Doja: *plays mooooo*
Maddie: fuck yeah *does the jellyfish*
Simon: *joins with Maddie in the jellyfish*
Ava: I'm not doing the jellyfish
Bram: I'm doing the worm *lays on the floor*
Simon: you're not moving much
Bram: I'm a dead worm *eats soup*
*bloody marry plays*
Simon: I have to pee *pees on a platypus*
Ava: eww poor pus now it smells like piss
Gaga: what is up with you and peeing during this song
Simon: blame Dunkin'
Ari: I'm putting you guys on mute I'm in the middle of a shot *mutes the chat*
Maddie: opps we Pissed off my wife
Gaga: shirt I forgot about my call time for joker 2 bye guys
*good in bed plays*
Dua: out of all my songs you pick this one why
Doja: it's funny
Simon: that's what makes us good in bed
Bram: boys will be boys is better
Dua: thank you
Simon: I mean it but this whole album is amazing
Maddie: *dances the jellyfish again*
Simon: oh look my gay pus is back
Bram: Simon don't pee on it again
Simon: *dances with the pus*
*good in bed ends*
Dua: ok I'm picking the next song
Doja: no i am
*dj stand breaks*
*stupid song plays*
Simon: ruin the dance why don't you
*platypus ran away*
Simon: great you even scared the pus away
Doja: oh great we caused a fire
*platypus puts it out*
Maddie: ok I want a platypus now
Bram: I know he's fun to be around
Ava: wait did that animal put out a fire
Platypus: yea because I'm actually kaleb
Simon: shoot him now
Kaleb: ok bitch whatever
Marina: *shots kaleb*
Kaleb: ok flop you failed
Simon: *kicks his face in* bye bitch see you in hell
Maddie: is he gone for good now
Kaleb: nope *runs away*
Simon: scene
Maddie: wtf was that
Dua: why were we the djs and didn't fuck
Doja: true we didn't fuck at all
Gaga: MY FAMILY
Simon: that song is shit let's not

A/N: sorry I haven't been posting much I literally have no laptop right now the charger I got don't work so I typed all but the first 4 lines on my phone

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