celebrity group chat

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Bram:
Simon stop playing Christmas music
Selena:
Taylor is a bitch
Lauren:
Yeah she is
Simon:
*turns up the Christmas music*
Maddie:
Dude it's September
Taylor:
The 1989 vault will be unlocked soon
Simon:
It's unlocked on google
Bram:
It won't work for me
Simon:
Good
Bram:
Your a bitch
Selena:
No Taylor is a bitch
Katy:
Your not wrong
Taylor:
She's just pissed I did cheer for her at the vmas
Selena:
You could have cheered harder
Taylor:
I cheered as hard I could
Selena:
We are done
Taylor:
That's fine I'm canceling the collab on 1989 then
Ari:
I can take that collab
Taylor:
It's all yours
Simon:
Finally a tayXAri collab
Ari:
We were supposed to be on rep
Simon:
I will take both
Taylor:
You can only have one what album you want more
Simon:
1989
Ari:
1989 it is then
Bram:
Simon can you not play this song
Simon:
What it's not Christmas
Bram:
Yeah isn't this the song you says reminds you of kaleb
Simon:
A lot of songs do
Lauren:
What song is it
Bram:
Jaded by Miley
Simon:
It's a good song though
Bram:
It really is
Simon:
The whole album is amazing
Ari:
Let's not forget used to be young
Simon:
Relatable af
Maddie:
Gen z was crazy when we were young
Simon:
We really were
Bram:
But we had a blast as kids though
Maddie:
I ate some weird ass shit as a kid
Simon:
We all did
Maddie:
Gen z kids were also annoying
Simon:
We were annoying
Bram:
Gen z is the best generation
Simon:
Todays kids were raised on screens
Bram:
Anyways Simon why are we playing midnights AGAIN
Simon:
It's a good album
Lauren:
It literally starts with Mid
Simon:
Don't start that shit on me
Lauren:
I'm not wrong it does start with mid
Simon:
Well that is how you spell midnight
Bram:
Simon our phone is blowing up
Simon:
Wtf who is it
Bram:
Some bitch named Andrea
Simon:
Oh her *answers the phone* fuck off bitch
*hangs up the phone*
Maddie:
How did it go
Simon:
I left my old Dunkin two weeks ago and the bitch is still mad at me
Bram:
She needs to grow up
Simon:
One of the other employees even removed from Facebook for no reason
Bram:
They all need to grow up
Simon:
Oh I know and one even has a kid yet they are too focused on me being a bitch
Bram:
Wow
Simon:
One of them even visits my new Dunkin once a week
Maddie:
Wtf
Bram:
Now Simon is playing guts
Simon:
I keep getting to vampire and stopping give me a minute
Bram:
Simon That's the 3rd track
Simon:
Work Dumbass and all the drama from the old one
Bram:
Ok you got me there anyways Andrea is calling again
Simon:
Tell her I'm busy getting fucked by my boyfriend and your just the maid cleaning my house
Bram:
*on the phone* Yeah sorry Simon can't come to phone right now why oh cuz he's getting fucked by his boyfriend and I'm just the maid cleaning up the kitchen *silence* his name is Simon thank you next bitch and fuck you leave him alone *hangs up the phone*
Simon:
She's probably still calling me James
Bram:
Yup she is
Simon:
I got an idea hang on
Maddie:
He's adding her
Marina:
Wtf is happening Ive been fighting with my album
'Simon added dumb bitch Andrea'
Andrea:
What the fuck is this
Simon:
Yo my name is simon now
Andrea:
No it's not
Simon:
At least I didn't talk shit about you behind your back let you did to me
Andrea:
I didn't do that at all
Simon:
So telling everyone you wish I would quit and I sucked but to my face telling me I'm great yeah that's definitely shit talking behind my back
Andrea:
I mean it's true I did want you gone and I got that
Simon:
Also my back pain is still very much real
Andrea:
I didn't know you were 80
Simon:
I'm not but I told you I got the *last name here* back pain curse
Andrea:
That's not real
Simon:
Then talk to my dad my uncle and my grandfather then tell it's fake dumb bitch
Imagine fighting with a 20 year old when your 40 something
Andrea:
You piss me off
Simon:
I piss you off you pissed me off when your talking shit about me I thought you cared about but clearly not thats why I left
Andrea:
I'm leaving this chat
Ari:
No your not
Andrea:
Who the fuck are you
Simon:
That's Ariana Grande herself
Andrea:
Oh still I'm leaving
Ari:
Good luck if you piss off Simon enough and he adds you here you can't leave
Andrea:
Wtf did I do
Simon:
Everything and nothing when I told you I quit you didn't try to get my stay even after all times I tried to quit before you got me to stay this last time you didn't
Andrea:
my store is hell now your gone
Simon:
It's been hell since you let her go and you know who her is
Andrea:
She made the store worse
Simon:
No she didn't she made it tolerable to go to work everyday
Andrea:
I hated the store when she ran it
Simon:
I didn't you know what I've had enough with you
Andrea:
Fuck you
Simon:
Get away from me you are worse then kaleb
Andrea:
I know I'm not
Simon:
Yes you are
'Ariana removed Andrea from the chat'
Simon:
Fuck that fat fucking bitch
Ari:
I had to remove her
Simon:
Thank god you did
Andrea:
I'm still he.....
'Simon banned Andrea from the chat'
Simon:
No one in this chat likes you