Nia Nal 😴 has added Kara 💝, Alex 💥, J'ohn 😎, Kelly 🤔, James 📸, Lena 🧪, and Winn 🤠 to the group chat.
💝: Hi, everyone! 😁
🤠: Hey, Kara 👋
😴: Sorry, but there's no time for small talk
😴: I have a serious problem
💥: Let me take a guess, Brainy?
📸: Are you guys not together anymore?
😴: No 😥
🤠: But you were so great together!
😴: That's what I thought too until he dumped me. Not that I'm still upset or anything
😎: Okay...
🧪: Men have literally no emotional range
💝: Amen, sister 😂
😴: How'd you know about Brainy, Alex?
💥: Because ever since the breakup, he's been asking to take frequent breaks to "visit" Catco
🤔: Obvious a coverup for his inner insecurities
🤠: Wow, that was deep 😯
🤔: Thanks, Winn
💝: That's a big compliment coming from the guy who gave four pep talks in one day!
🤠: Aw, you're going to make a guy cry 😭
📸: Lol
🤠: Oh, and no problem, Alex's girlfriend
📸: Do you not know my sister's name?
🤠: No, I do. I just prefer saying Alex's girlfriend
💝: Me too 💗
💥: Guys, c'mon. Stop it 😠
🤔: I think it's kinda cute
💥: I agree, but that doesn't mean they need to say it every five seconds
🧪: Don't worry, they did the same thing when James and I were together
📸: Um... yeah
💥: How could we? You guys were never together for more than a day!
🧪: What?! We dated for a whole year!
💥: On and off, yes, but not serious dating
🤠: By any chance, what's your version of serious dating?
💥: Shut up, Winn
🤠: Noted. 🤐
💝: Lol
🧪: James, back me up!
📸: She's right. We dated for a long time
😴: Did you say a long time?
💝: Oh no, that's never a good sign...
🧪: Do you not even remember how long we dated for?!
📸: Um...
🤠: 😬😬😬
💥: Lol
📸: Does anyone remember that stuff after they've broken up?
💝: Um, yes!
💥Pretty much yeah.
😎: I believe that is customary
📸: Even you, J'ohn?
😎: 👍
📸: 🤦♂️
🧪: For your information, I remember the exact number. Seven months and three days
🤔: This shows a clear imbalance of committment
📸: Oh, no. That's not why we broke up
🧪: You're right. It was your lack of committment to my work
📸: Really!
💝: This got heated quickly
🤠: You can say that again
💝: So, what can we do to help with Brainy?
😴: Maybe, just try and help me avoid him?
🤔: You can't avoid your problems forever, though, Nia
😴: I know, but it wouldn't hurt for just a little while
🤔: I guess not...
💥: You shouldn't have to worry about that too much considering now he's the leader of the D.E.O.
😎: True
😴: Hopefully, you're right
💝: Ok, yay! We sorted everything out! 😁
🤠: 😀👍
🧪: Almost as quickly as James forgot about me
💥: Here we go again... 😒
📸: It wasn't like that, Lena. I just had a lot going on!
🧪: Sure, that's what all the guys say
📸: You never see anything from both sides!
🧪: Oh, you wanna go there?!
😴: Anyone have a problem if I end the chat now?
📸: Well, you went there, so yeah!
🤠: Nope
💝: Please do 😬
🧪: Don't you dare end this chat, Nia Nal!
😴: Sorry...
Nia Nal 😴 has ended the group chat
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